derivation

i speak enough to get slapped in a bar, or tossed in jail by the federales. but thats about it.

i grew up in a border town in texas, and spoke quite well before. then i moved to cali, and POOF! gone. i am my families "white sheep" now.

i'm gonna brush up on it. i have a chance to win tickets for a mexican cruise, and want to pick me up a lil mexican helper midget. my place is getting messy. and the ones that hang out at the home depot want to much money.

hey im sunburned too. the burn on my nose went straight from normal to blistered.
yummmmaaay