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Friday Jan 23, 2004

Jan 23, 2004
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Football and cheese whiz.
Chicharrones and Tabasco.
Burt and Trans Am.
Hombre and Ram V-8.

Tacos de Cabeza.
Lima y Corona.
Nipples and Ice Cubes.
Truffles and Whipped Cream.

I need a fucking beer!

frown

Are you ready for the next ice age?
I am. I can hunt without guns. Sleep without a home. Fight without an army.
I'm ready. I want it NOW!
I'm ready for it all to stop.
Open the top of the world and let it all wash away!

Beer is the answer.

skull skull skull

I am a little man
A worthless man,
A lying, cheating, spinless shit

I am petty
I hate trees and growing things
I want to burn it all
or stomp it underfoot

Lie to me
puke puke skull skull puke puke
xxanastasiaxx:
yes, beer is the answer to all life's difficult questions...
Jan 25, 2004
alice:
truffles..... i haven't had a truffle in close to a million years, and you just reminded me that i love truffles. why isn't there a 24 hour truffle store?

for me, a bottle of merlot is the answer.
Jan 27, 2004

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