Football and cheese whiz.
Chicharrones and Tabasco.
Burt and Trans Am.
Hombre and Ram V-8.
Tacos de Cabeza.
Lima y Corona.
Nipples and Ice Cubes.
Truffles and Whipped Cream.
I need a fucking beer!
Are you ready for the next ice age?
I am. I can hunt without guns. Sleep without a home. Fight without an army.
I'm ready. I want it NOW!
I'm ready for it all to stop.
Open the top of the world and let it all wash away!
Beer is the answer.
I am a little man
A worthless man,
A lying, cheating, spinless shit
I am petty
I hate trees and growing things
I want to burn it all
or stomp it underfoot
Lie to me
Chicharrones and Tabasco.
Burt and Trans Am.
Hombre and Ram V-8.
Tacos de Cabeza.
Lima y Corona.
Nipples and Ice Cubes.
Truffles and Whipped Cream.
I need a fucking beer!

Are you ready for the next ice age?
I am. I can hunt without guns. Sleep without a home. Fight without an army.
I'm ready. I want it NOW!
I'm ready for it all to stop.
Open the top of the world and let it all wash away!
Beer is the answer.



I am a little man
A worthless man,
A lying, cheating, spinless shit
I am petty
I hate trees and growing things
I want to burn it all
or stomp it underfoot
Lie to me






for me, a bottle of merlot is the answer.