My life is a shit sandwich. I got a fuckin DUI last night on the way home from a bar. A going away party for ME!
I have some sort of curse put on me or something. It really makes you feel like you have hit rock bottom when something like that happens. Wah wah for me. I just wish I could kick my own ass, then I would feel better.
Remember kids, watch your speed on the way home from the clubs cause Officer Dick is looking for you. I cant wait to go to jail!!
I have some sort of curse put on me or something. It really makes you feel like you have hit rock bottom when something like that happens. Wah wah for me. I just wish I could kick my own ass, then I would feel better.


Remember kids, watch your speed on the way home from the clubs cause Officer Dick is looking for you. I cant wait to go to jail!!


