derekthered

Hoo-ray, another journal no one will see!

<sarcasm>And how important an update it is! If you did happen to stumble upon this roadblock in the information superhighway, have a seat dear reader, you're in for some REAL excitement </sarcasm>

Whats the deal with this dude? ----->

Is he supposed to be stoned, or drunk, or insane, or what? I find myself hypnotized by it on occasion. Many a well-planned tangent has been derailed harder than an Amtrak train by those three blinking eyes. I'm starting to wonder if it's not sending me info...telling me to do things.

I've been a member of this site since like April '04, and I've only updated my journal like 20 times. Yet I keep my membership alive. One could argue that I'm here for the nakedness, and enjoyment of such does not require frequent journal updates. That might work if I lived alone, but my wife, as anyone who is still here knows (I only count 1 person, and she's the subject of this) is the lovely Tarnish, a very active member in this fine online community. I could very easily just use her account to enjoy all the nudity I wanted. Yet here I am, a member for almost 2 years, and I've said almost nothing.

Could it be that I'm just too lazy to cancel my account? Possibly, but isn't it also possible that is not letting me leave? Could it also be that the other faces are in on it too? I've always gotten an uneasy feeling around this shady character here --> Is this part of some bigger conspiracy? If I get the zot, you'll know it was all true, you few brave readers (who really must have nothing to do to still be reading this drivel). Stay tuned for more as I uncover it!




And that's what happens when I'm home alone and bored