demoniacsmile

So, apparently I really need to get up the courage to go out and stuff, and to actually meet people.

I'm told confidance is a turn on. I'm always too shy to actually approach a girl and say hi, or anything. Even if I did, I feel like she wouldn't be interested.

What about any of you girls out there. What would you think if...
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So I downloaded this "How To Find the Right Person in 90 Days" guide from Match.com. I know it's a completely degrading thing, but I clearly couldn't be any worse off. Plus the process should make for some semi-interesting blogging material since I have nothing else to talk about.

The first thing they ask you to do is fill out a chart based on your...
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Chick bit my head off...but the ass was magic
Shoulda seen the tattoo on her back of a praying mantis
Clutched my chest like Fred Sanford and splashed her crack with some man shit.
Now baby girl's amped learning to walk with both hands backwards
Moaning fanastic damage with her grill sunk in the matress


I got an F in life

Thanks everyone for the birthday messages. What a surprise!

I didn't really do anything for my birthday except sit in my room all day like every other day. I just got a bunch of money in cards, really. My mom had gotten some Icecream cake, which was good. Also, two of my friends came over around 11pm with two shirts for me ("Straight Outta Jersey"...
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I've recently come upon a pair of intimidating beasts. These beasts have broken through the tough shell of accumulated and condensed chitin of solitude that I've been gathering since my ejection from relatively normal life (see July 19th, 2002). I'll explain the physiology of these two beasts.

The Transmutation
I once had a friend with whom I had a unique relationship. We met when I...
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Wow. Over two months since I last posted.

I'm still alive, though. As alive as a robut can be.

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孤独なRitz Bit そして不具にされた身体障害者機械

I had my "Art of Independant Cinema" class tonight. I was running way late (like almost 45 minutes) but I decided not to rush cause I didn't feel like it. So I went to the Wawa first and got some snacks for class. I got a little bag of Ritz Bitz, a 3 Muskateers bar, and one of those new Mountain Dew:...
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失恋

Wow. SG is getting cool new features all the time these days.

SG Dating?? I might as well "sign up".

I wonder how far that'll get me? You think it'll be any different than all those other dating sites that have fucked me?