Bizarre conversation with roommate Moirae over txt:
Kage: I am soooo cleaning out the fridge today!
Moirae: Squeee! ;-)
Kage: How long have those carrots been in there? Have they risen to conciousness and started a civilization?
Moirae: Yes. Don't upset thier new goverment.
Kage: Lest my alien influence start a civil war?
Moirae: Viva la revolucion!
Kage: So adhere to the Prime Directive?
Moirae: Overthrow the moldy infidels!
Kage: My hand shall strike down the unholy carrot people like that of God himself!
Yes. We've lost our minds.
Update: The Carrot People have been smited. However, the black beans in the back of the fridge seem to have already developed a rudimentary form of space travel, and have started an "intergalactic" battle with the kidney beans in the next ziploc container over.
Kage: I am soooo cleaning out the fridge today!
Moirae: Squeee! ;-)
Kage: How long have those carrots been in there? Have they risen to conciousness and started a civilization?
Moirae: Yes. Don't upset thier new goverment.
Kage: Lest my alien influence start a civil war?
Moirae: Viva la revolucion!
Kage: So adhere to the Prime Directive?
Moirae: Overthrow the moldy infidels!
Kage: My hand shall strike down the unholy carrot people like that of God himself!
Yes. We've lost our minds.
Update: The Carrot People have been smited. However, the black beans in the back of the fridge seem to have already developed a rudimentary form of space travel, and have started an "intergalactic" battle with the kidney beans in the next ziploc container over.
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