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(Hmm...haven't had one of these for a while....)

God spoke, saying: "Let there be silicon nightmares."

Jesus spoke, saying: "Forgive me, Father."

The Devil spoke, saying: "Screw that, J. Let there be sado-masochistic mind/soul-fucks the likes of which mortals have never seen!"

God smiled.
Jesus sighed.
The Devil laughed.

Anubis, heretofore silent, shook his head and left the room.

-The Tao of Razorwire Tantra, part 10