So there was this guy, and he was in the grocery store line up, when he spots this very hot cashier. He loads his items up on the conveyer belt, which consist of, kraft dinner and other bachelor stuff. As he gets up to the cahsier, he cant take his eyes off of her. She says to him: "Wow, you must be single!" and he replies "Oh, yes, was it all of the bachelor items I am buying?" and he blushes a little bit. She looks at him and says "No, I figured you must be, because you are fucking ugly!"
If this is you, get pretty, or, hate people. I opt for the latter.
..I want bubble tea..............
yes, its the same journal, but that giant unhuman sized space was making me real angry like.
If this is you, get pretty, or, hate people. I opt for the latter.
..I want bubble tea..............
yes, its the same journal, but that giant unhuman sized space was making me real angry like.
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superficial:
haha, that's a good joke. 
achtung:
Hey we have a batchler pad and we are not all that ugly. And batchlernesshood isn't all that bad. Spend 3 1/2 years in a relationship. Bathcherhoodnessest is heaven compared to that!!!