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Wednesday Dec 10, 2003

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So there was this guy, and he was in the grocery store line up, when he spots this very hot cashier. He loads his items up on the conveyer belt, which consist of, kraft dinner and other bachelor stuff. As he gets up to the cahsier, he cant take his eyes off of her. She says to him: "Wow, you must be single!" and he replies "Oh, yes, was it all of the bachelor items I am buying?" and he blushes a little bit. She looks at him and says "No, I figured you must be, because you are fucking ugly!"

If this is you, get pretty, or, hate people. I opt for the latter.

..I want bubble tea..............
godlessnerd:
haha... yeah, you'd get alot of people looking at your elf titters for sure, but you would not be whore... unless you slept with all the people who make comments haha smile

I don't really know how to GET pretty... so i think i'll go for the hating people idea too. have a good night sweety peety smile MUAH!
Dec 10, 2003

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