dem_z

I'm echoing the reptile comment by rollerdisco above. Um, let's see... rodents have strong (noticable) odors; birds make noise; fish are easy but pointless if not displayed (indiscreetly)... this is tough.

What about a praying mantis? Or one of those larger, giant beetle-like roaches? (Although I hear that roaches need a lot of moisture or they'll dehydrate.) I don't think those need a lot of space, but I could be wrong.

I had a cactus called Git. he was quite enough looking after for me. have just found an adoptive home for him, because i can't take him with me when i leave the country, which actualy made me quite sad... in terms of actual pets though... you could go for mice, and then if you got caught with them, say that you'd had an infestation, but tamed them!

Hmm... shirts and ties, huh? funnily enough i have a plan for a photoset involving those, but it needs a quite specific setting. cross fingers for me!