delusion

What a completely contrived and ridiculous holiday. Tradition and religion propogate these silly rituals and we're all so bored with our monotonous lives that we let paper hearts and doilies whip us into consuming frenzies.

Every guy I know is stressed to some varying extent about what his obligations are. Gross. I think I might vomit on roses and a heart shaped box of chocolate.


Now, a bouquet of this... I would enjoy.