Today, I got a jury summons for the same courthouse and same week as Micheal Jackson's upcoming case. I would have done it anyway just because it sounds like an interesting life experience. But, oh man, if I serve on the MJ case, I will be fascinated. Who can say that they have seen Micheal Jackson's penis or heard all his most intimate secrets. 
Even getting into the courthouse, past all the security guards and paparazzi would be cool.
Even getting into the courthouse, past all the security guards and paparazzi would be cool.
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rin:
you can keep mj's weenie to yourself, thank you very much.
rin:
i'd never cheat on you, babykins, except you are never online. so sometimes i worry that i made our relationship up.