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This is my SG journal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My SG journal is my best friend. It is my life. I must masterbate it as I masterbate my life. Without me, my SG journal is just another crappy blog. Without my SG journal I am just another crappy blogger. I must keep my SG journal rad. I must be more rad than other bloggers, who are trying to be cooler than rad. I must radzors them before they outcool me. I will. Before Black Baby Jesus I swear this creed: my SG journal and myself are defenders of the radical, we are the masters of the lamers, we are the saviors of all things awesome. So be it, until there is no crappiness, but peace. Amen.