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There are no fingerprints deep under water....



I got a job! I'm a workers compensation/employment discrimination paralegal! It sounds boring, yes, but I enjoy it. ... and there's amazing greek food downstairs...
My building looks like it belongs in Gotham:








I hated my hair that awful shade of shit-stain brown... so I colored it... a lot.... and I came out with a pretty dirty blonde/ash brown that is remarkably close to my natural color, except not as boring.

And now I will barrage you with Instagram pictures I took this week:





I wear Pearls to work...



... and I paint my stubby toes in the parking garage....



... I also keep almonds in my purse...



.... and I love roses...



... and I love my froggie, Larry Hoover, who goes everywhere with me.












OH YEAH... Has anybody seen the headshots for the Skyrim races? It looks like Voldemort raped a bunch of Velociraptors and the offspring have invaded Tamriel.





Well.... I need a shower and LuLu looks like she needs some attention... So I'm off to love on my rat and bathe.

Remember: Every time you masturbate God cries!