Guess who's got two thumbs and is going to see Dita Von Teese at the House of Blues in New Orleans?



This guy!!!!!


My dad called me up a few hours ago and asked if I would be interested... needless to say I was and am. It may sound strange to some people that I would go to a burlesque show with my father, but I have a weird buddy-buddy relationship with him. He's a typical jerk cop... which means he's a humongous asshole complete with the temper of a territorial male elephant, but you know, as some rednecks from around here would say, "Kinfolk is kinfolk!"


Here, see an old picture of me playing dress up.