ok, i've been unable to write cause i've had an out-of-town guest (well, actually he's at my friends, but she insists that i stay at her house to help entertain him while he's here) since saturday. on monday roland, alex (the guest) and i went to see the SG burlesque and it was fucking great! i finally got a tank top, but it had to be a men's cause the girls only come in one size and those just dont fit my huge boobs... anyway, i also got a poster autographed by Nixon, Raven Isis, & Shera (swoon). the show was so fucking amazing, though i did not like being sprayed w/ chocolate syrup... i think that Nixon's proformance to You Shook Me All Night Long was my favorite...that and the one w/ Nixion, Shera, & Stormy...mmm, plaid skirts and dog collars 
after the show i went to the lady's room to wash off the chocolate and i encountered a very drunk blonde woman who started talking to me. when i noticed that there was chocolate on my skirt she suggested that i take it off & rinse it in the sink...she totally wanted me. once i got out i found the boyfriend and we asked Shera if we could take a picture (though there was a sign on the front of the door saying no cameras i took it in anyway, but didn't take photo's during the show) she said to wait a few minutes and we could get one w/ all the girls. so i ran back to the bathroom to put on my SG tank top cause my halter was sorta gross... that drunk woman & her friend were still there and she kept telling me how cute i was and got me to lick chocolate syrup off her shoulder and she grabbed my boob! i''ve never had a strange woman grab my tit before, it was very strange. i thought it'd be a good idea to take a picture of the three of us, i kept trying to but it wasn't working, so i led them out to find Roland, he was right at the bar and he snapped a photo of the three of us, and right when he did some old fart started yelling for security. he tried to take away Roland's $300 digital camera, but i crammed it in my purse... the fucker started yelling at me, so i yelled back, i had to show the cocksucker that i had no photo's of the show, which i didn't. but since i stood up the the nazi he told one of the pussy security guards to ''escort'' me out. i told him to fuck off and walked out of the building, which i plan to torch in the future. needless to say i did not get a picture w/ the suicide girls, which i'm sad about, and i didn't kick that prick in the balls, which i'm also very sad about 
. unfortunatly roland thought that i reacted badly and we got into a huge fight, and i also got yelled at by my mom that night too, so besides seeing hot, nearly naked chicks dance, it was a pretty shitty night 
i seriously plan to fuck up that venue in the future. break windows, throw eggs, light fires.... 
after the show i went to the lady's room to wash off the chocolate and i encountered a very drunk blonde woman who started talking to me. when i noticed that there was chocolate on my skirt she suggested that i take it off & rinse it in the sink...she totally wanted me. once i got out i found the boyfriend and we asked Shera if we could take a picture (though there was a sign on the front of the door saying no cameras i took it in anyway, but didn't take photo's during the show) she said to wait a few minutes and we could get one w/ all the girls. so i ran back to the bathroom to put on my SG tank top cause my halter was sorta gross... that drunk woman & her friend were still there and she kept telling me how cute i was and got me to lick chocolate syrup off her shoulder and she grabbed my boob! i''ve never had a strange woman grab my tit before, it was very strange. i thought it'd be a good idea to take a picture of the three of us, i kept trying to but it wasn't working, so i led them out to find Roland, he was right at the bar and he snapped a photo of the three of us, and right when he did some old fart started yelling for security. he tried to take away Roland's $300 digital camera, but i crammed it in my purse... the fucker started yelling at me, so i yelled back, i had to show the cocksucker that i had no photo's of the show, which i didn't. but since i stood up the the nazi he told one of the pussy security guards to ''escort'' me out. i told him to fuck off and walked out of the building, which i plan to torch in the future. needless to say i did not get a picture w/ the suicide girls, which i'm sad about, and i didn't kick that prick in the balls, which i'm also very sad about . unfortunatly roland thought that i reacted badly and we got into a huge fight, and i also got yelled at by my mom that night too, so besides seeing hot, nearly naked chicks dance, it was a pretty shitty night i seriously plan to fuck up that venue in the future. break windows, throw eggs, light fires....