well, last night was a fuckin' hoot. kristin dragged me to scottsdale, cause she was thinking about going to watch this prick that she fucked a few times, sing...she used to drive two hours to see him sing, then fuck him....she only liked him cause he liked Evan Dando, i mean, this guy is 27, and has been with 20 people (not including K), and he's not even that good looking. i've met him, he's not even that charming either, also he can't sing very well either..and for the few good bands he does like, he likes a whole shit load of bad ones...*cringe*, anyway, we get to this venue and it's like $5 a head, and she comtemplates paying for us both, ( i carry no cash) but then decides that she really doesn't want to spend $10 to listen to his shitty singing, cause it's not like she's gonna sleep w/ him, cause she's got a boyfriend who she's pretty crazy about, anyway, she starts writing a note to leave on his huge ass van, but then i spot him near the door, on his cell phone (as always), so she sucks it up and goes out there and tells him that she's not sticking around....heh...anway, we're driving around pretty aimlessly, we're near rolands, so i want to see him, i call him up, but he's about to go to Sam's...a female coworker of his, who is very cute, and very funny, and very smart....ok, i'm disappointed...w/ in the next hour or so, kristin decides that she wants to get drunk...so we start calling up everyone we know who is at least 21. we call roland over a dozen times, and he never answers, or calls back...too bad for him, andyway, kristin calls her friend Josh, but he doesn't answer, kristin's ex Johnboy calls and is w/ josh and very very drunk, and starts yelling at kristin...blah blah blah, finally josh agrees to buy us some hella cheap vodka (ick), we meet 'em at Filleberto's (mexian 24 hour fast food), but josh isn't there yet, only drunk johnboy, w/ his ugly rude drunk friends....kristin starts some shit (i do think she kind of knew what she was doing), they yell a whole lot, johnboy is a complete and utter psycho...so josh gets there, is actually acting mature for once, telling kristin he wants to know her side of everything, bleh bleh bleh, he's got these nasty contacts now, one's light blue, the other is light blue w/ a black cross in the middle, it's digusting..he has the prettiest dark brown eyes too, deffinetly his best physical feature...anyway...we leave those nasty smelly, rude drunk AJ rednecks, and go to my garage and procede to get drunk on vodka and bubbly flavored water....it was fun, kristin's beau, Clifton came over and we talked a whole lot to him, told some very very long winded stories..heh...this was, without question my best experiance w/ alcohol...i didn't throw up, and i didn't show any strangers my boobs, hurray! 
mothra:
I think I may have met some of your friends at some point... and drinking shitty vodka is not usually a good idea. Move on to shitty beer and you'll have a much easier time getting it. 