delores

so first week at the porn shop is over. its been intense. alot of info in a short amount of time. i did the register yesterday and that was fine but today i nearly had a breakdown on the floor. i hate starting new jobs. i dont know what the hell i'm talking about and that's super frustrating...ugh.
my feet hurt. they are swollen and i cant feel my little toe on my left foot.
i got my missing paychecks finally on tuesday.

i think the item that i've sold most of besides lube, are pocket pussies. i never realized how many men must own these things.

(or as guys i used to know called them, pocket chaunches)

sold alot of butt plugs too...

they have the SG First Tour dvd and i felt super special when i could pick it up and show them the picture of me on the back cover. makes me feel like the total shit.

and i never realized how popular pyrex sex toys were. like every girl who works there has at least one.


quick update....
it's just after midnight and i'm flipping through channels and hear some twangy score music and immediatly thought it might be Cold Mountain.... i lingered for a second...it was the dukes of hazard movie ....i continue flipping channels only to come across renee zellwegger (sp? i dont really care how its spelled actually) spouting off to nicole kidman that she isn't a servant... yeah its Cold Mountain.... like 40 channels later. wtf?



i despise a floggin' rooster



now can you see why i'm so attracted to this man? when i first saw this image in My Last Supper my jaw dropped. its been my cell phone wallpaper for quite some time