Blarg!
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
++ cigarettes, fake blood, a couple of doll-sized cats and a real scorpian
I have an irrational fear of:
++ spiders...how boring am i?
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
++ everybody knows it's where Lebonese food deliciousness is at...see you bitches on Thanksgiving!
What weight were you when you were born?
++ some sort of underweight, unsure of the actual number
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
++ only recently do i do this but http://www.myspace.com/moestaianomoekestra " target="_blank">Moe!, former percussionist of SGM/ridiculously awesome composer. He actually left me a comment about it earlier and then a comment back, to my... ...ridiculous squealing excitement.
I am too old to be:
++ working where I work, yup.
I find the thought of childbirth:
++ too painful, my doctor says that my baby pouch is IN my back so therefore i'll have to do it up Caesarian, sweet?
Next door to my house is:
++ a couple of really nice older people with a badass rottweiler named Buster
My feet are:
++ double-jointed
My preferred style of jeans is:
++ i have no opinion on this- I mean wait, the ones that go up past your belly button because as we all know, moms are hot.
I know how to cook:
++ anything on the grill
I am annoyed at:
++ America, my job, both THE car situation and MY uncar situation, living where I live, not living where I should live...which goes hand in hand with big gigantic neverending boredom! The list actually could go on for a while but I gotta speed this up.
Men should always:
++ play an instrument of some sort, bonus points for anything percussiony
Women should never:
++ not make out with me
What child-related smell do you not like?
++ children are smelly, hands down. git.
What sea creature scares you?
++ pssh... have you ever seen Zombie? a zombie can EAT a shark easily, and I can kick a zombie's ass...so.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
++ if I were to take a poll it would probably come out with dark brown being the most popular hair color
What object have you broken most recent
++ damnit!! the time card holder at work! i can break anything as long as i'm not trying
What was the last thing to make you cry?
++ that is personal
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
++ what? bill hicks would haunt my ass. plus then there's the fact that you're all seriously evil, and not in the cute way.
What are the stems of wine glasses for?
++ so you can look all fancy
My favorite shoes are:
++ i have like four pairs of shoes and they are all functional; the flip-flop, the tennis shoe, the work shoe and the knee-high boots. who cares?
My Mothers' greatest fear is:
++ ask her
Can you use chopsticks?
++ you mean "foodsticks"? "But look it's okay...asian baby!" haha Samantha Bee is my wife
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
++ i'm surrounded by both, so i prefer a big ass building with lots of cool people in it
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
++ cigarettes, fake blood, a couple of doll-sized cats and a real scorpian
I have an irrational fear of:
++ spiders...how boring am i?
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
++ everybody knows it's where Lebonese food deliciousness is at...see you bitches on Thanksgiving!
What weight were you when you were born?
++ some sort of underweight, unsure of the actual number
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
++ only recently do i do this but http://www.myspace.com/moestaianomoekestra " target="_blank">Moe!, former percussionist of SGM/ridiculously awesome composer. He actually left me a comment about it earlier and then a comment back, to my... ...ridiculous squealing excitement.
I am too old to be:
++ working where I work, yup.
I find the thought of childbirth:
++ too painful, my doctor says that my baby pouch is IN my back so therefore i'll have to do it up Caesarian, sweet?
Next door to my house is:
++ a couple of really nice older people with a badass rottweiler named Buster
My feet are:
++ double-jointed
My preferred style of jeans is:
++ i have no opinion on this- I mean wait, the ones that go up past your belly button because as we all know, moms are hot.
I know how to cook:
++ anything on the grill
I am annoyed at:
++ America, my job, both THE car situation and MY uncar situation, living where I live, not living where I should live...which goes hand in hand with big gigantic neverending boredom! The list actually could go on for a while but I gotta speed this up.
Men should always:
++ play an instrument of some sort, bonus points for anything percussiony
Women should never:
++ not make out with me
What child-related smell do you not like?
++ children are smelly, hands down. git.
What sea creature scares you?
++ pssh... have you ever seen Zombie? a zombie can EAT a shark easily, and I can kick a zombie's ass...so.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
++ if I were to take a poll it would probably come out with dark brown being the most popular hair color
What object have you broken most recent
++ damnit!! the time card holder at work! i can break anything as long as i'm not trying
What was the last thing to make you cry?
++ that is personal
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
++ what? bill hicks would haunt my ass. plus then there's the fact that you're all seriously evil, and not in the cute way.
What are the stems of wine glasses for?
++ so you can look all fancy
My favorite shoes are:
++ i have like four pairs of shoes and they are all functional; the flip-flop, the tennis shoe, the work shoe and the knee-high boots. who cares?
My Mothers' greatest fear is:
++ ask her
Can you use chopsticks?
++ you mean "foodsticks"? "But look it's okay...asian baby!" haha Samantha Bee is my wife
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
++ i'm surrounded by both, so i prefer a big ass building with lots of cool people in it