delilahlove

DIRTY TALK.......

I LOVE dirty talk... as certain people on here know.... i like to get nasty emails (from people i know and like,, NOT STRANGE CREEPERS ON HERE) and text messages and all that!!! I love it, it gets me excited! I am not going to lie about that... but what bothers me about it is when a guy dirty talks to me about something that is obviously impossible... or tells me that i when i need to cum (in his story).... or tells me that he is going to make me cum 15 times a night, it just wont happen! I will tell you this too, i kinda get annoyed with sex after i cum twice, i want to rest, eat a sandwich, take a nap or something!!!

This is a story i got as an email from a guy i used to see called Navy Seal... because he is in fact training to be a navy seal... like i have said before, i nic name everyone... i dont really care for real names...

I dont know why i laughed after i read this instead of getting turned on but it was like he was reading me a book or something .... writing a short story that just didnt cut it... I also HATE the word penetrate. And 'pussy walls'??? that doesnt sound sexy at all... it makes me think of my annual check up!!! he has been out to sea for the last 7 months... makes me sad but he comes home soon...