HEY Kiddo's!I'm back! Thanks to the wonderful kindness of Mr.Eric! Thanks to you mister,im a poor student living in london now so i couldnt redeem my account..
How all you bitches doing!??
How all you bitches doing!??
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Well i thought it might be high time for a new journel entry. And, because i have sweet fuck all to do, i might as well make it a long one.
Had my theory test today for my driving, which i passed (thumbs up) Tomorrow i get my a-level results (thumbs down shitting oneself) This won't be fun, my mum and Dad being dissapointed with...
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Had my theory test today for my driving, which i passed (thumbs up) Tomorrow i get my a-level results (thumbs down shitting oneself) This won't be fun, my mum and Dad being dissapointed with...
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ericdravyn:
You never did explain that last post, by the way... 
delilahjack:
well the fact i misplaced my little purple stick of joy, i've had to use other objects of a similar shape, but theres only so many things you can buy in that shape without people becoming suspicious.
Hmm a house full of dildo shaped objects..heaven!
Hmm a house full of dildo shaped objects..heaven!
Hmm well, what do I tell you? Unless youre one of the rare breed of humans that can listen to advice, its not much point me writing anything.
In fear of making me sound antagonistic, you are all wrong. I regularly find myself on the border between sanity and the insane, how I find myself there I cant accurately explain, all I know is that...
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In fear of making me sound antagonistic, you are all wrong. I regularly find myself on the border between sanity and the insane, how I find myself there I cant accurately explain, all I know is that...
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ericdravyn:
I am well... what type of blood teast results are you waiting for? Nothing serious, I hope...
Hope the exams went well also...
I am on the way to New Orleans this week to work on Wheel of Fortune... yes ma'am...
They are now telling us that we will have no air conditioning for the days we unload all the trucks... should be swell...
Hope you are okay... need another update...
Hope the exams went well also...
I am on the way to New Orleans this week to work on Wheel of Fortune... yes ma'am...
They are now telling us that we will have no air conditioning for the days we unload all the trucks... should be swell...
Hope you are okay... need another update...
delilahjack:
wheel of fortune.. oooh! we have that in bonny england..but its pretty lame. Alas! I'm ok thanks lovlies. Bit stressed due to all the mojo at the moment but i'm a hard mo'fucker 
How are you all!?!?!?1
xxx
How are you all!?!?!?1
xxx
Hello Kiddo's from across the pond.Today i thought i'd inform you all about some special little retards that we have over in merry england, called chavs. Now these wonderful specimens of human nature are so called chavs, because of their particular dress code, as follows;
1. They only ever wear tracksuits.
2. The bottom of these tracksuits are tucked into white socks.
3. They are...
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1. They only ever wear tracksuits.
2. The bottom of these tracksuits are tucked into white socks.
3. They are...
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prowlus:
Its unbelievable they find such modes of transport "innit" especially their 2000 pound runabouts made to look like 200,000 pound sportstars 
I drive a MK2 Peugeot 106 and i used to be so proud of it until i saw how much chavs butcher them 
I drive a MK2 Peugeot 106 and i used to be so proud of it until i saw how much chavs butcher them
delilahjack:
'ERE ME NOW BREDRIN, I IZ A CHAV AINT IT THE SHIZNIT. i ave no taste in clothes or brains....
Hello kiddies..Hope all is well. I've nearly got a job as a barmaid, start soon hopefully. Unfortunately this means drunkards possible fondling, and them ending up with a broken jaw the fuckers.
I got my first tattoo done as well, its a little black star on my wrist, highly original and entertaining. Aren't i just. OOOh and i've started collecting bad taste bears, as a...
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I got my first tattoo done as well, its a little black star on my wrist, highly original and entertaining. Aren't i just. OOOh and i've started collecting bad taste bears, as a...
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delilahjack:
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ericdravyn:
"oooo", indeed... is that the sound of your camera shooting madly while you pose in wildly imaginative and evocative provocative moods and settings?
I knew it...
I knew it...
Yerrrrs it was my birthday on Wednesday..Will this make me more mature and sensible, will i be bothered to write letters to people i dont really know, or even iron my jeans before i put them on?? Will i fuck.
Unfortunately i had a very bad time of it the next days after becoming totally pissed after a sniff of a wine bottle, i was...
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Unfortunately i had a very bad time of it the next days after becoming totally pissed after a sniff of a wine bottle, i was...
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misterdoom:
Sure you can have the purple car. Oh wait... it's not mine to give.... 
You CAN have my 1978 Lancia Beta Coupe though...
Take it... PLEASE!!!!!
You CAN have my 1978 Lancia Beta Coupe though...
Take it... PLEASE!!!!!
delilahjack:
Ha well, Mr.Stars on the marmite front, grew to like it, wouldn't say love though. With driving, i have a blind spot when it comes to roundabouts..which is lovley and fucking scary.
I'm situated in lovley Essex, the garden of chavs in England. What about you?
Excuse me Beware_Marc, i think you're trying to give me a shoddy car, and thats something i won't stand for.. Plus i have no idea what it looks like, so its time for a bit of googling.
I'm situated in lovley Essex, the garden of chavs in England. What about you?
Excuse me Beware_Marc, i think you're trying to give me a shoddy car, and thats something i won't stand for.. Plus i have no idea what it looks like, so its time for a bit of googling.
Fucking jesus christ and his merry little leprauchaun don't you hate it when people fucking lie to you, and the lie is so poor that you know you're being pissed on... WELL my only bit of fun in this is making the bitches squirm.
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tanar:
Happy Bday sexy!
delilahjack:
Whoa thanks everyone,my piece of shit of a computer dies on me, and i get a million messaages saying happy birthday..man i feel loved Cheers to one an' all of ya!
xxx
Cheers to one an' all of ya!
xxx
I HAVE PICTURES! after about three months of having a webcam i finally worked out how to take pictures...yerrs i am the dumbfuck
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ericdravyn:
Hey... just saw that you said that martial arts make you happy... what are you into? 
delilahjack:
sorry, been sweltering in this unnatural english heat we had today. fucked me right off, im english and its my damn right to be soaked through! Well when i was a little babeh i used to do ju jitsu, but i like traditional arts like kyusho and akido, but like vale tudo and cage rage that sorta thing. Going to be joining a new club hopefully soon..you into that sorta shizzer then? 
Man, not in any way shape or form am i gonna get attention without a picture, but seeing as i only have ones that my mum used to take first thing in the morning..i'll wait. OR rather you will, but in any case i dont bite much xx 
oh and plus if you want an image
oh and plus if you want an image
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noone_3383:
very cute pix
delilahjack:
Aww thanks to you all...im not to good with the smiling picture, but hell why not!
Mind your tush.
Maybe catch up again sometime....