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Oooh the Hormones have been out in force lately, i'm even starting to think that Pete Burns has quite nice legs. I'm falling into a pit of sick depravity in which men with goat legs are hot..
Given up on the house hunting. Think i'll live in a carboard box. Or i could come and live with one of you lot. Christ my flatmate is...
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Given up on the house hunting. Think i'll live in a carboard box. Or i could come and live with one of you lot. Christ my flatmate is...
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dragonflight:
aaargh...why are you t total chick?????bumma
sepia:
hey, how things?
we got through to the next round of the band comp. playing again in april
waiting for my car to be fixed, any excuse not to go to work...
stay beautiful
x
we got through to the next round of the band comp. playing again in april
waiting for my car to be fixed, any excuse not to go to work...
stay beautiful
x
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dragonflight:
mornin sexy bird...just tagged ya so go n ans the questions,,,xx 
delilahjack:
Apparently i have to do this. Read it by all means but please don't inflict on another poor fucker..
1.What do you like more hugs or kisses?
----- Kisses, they're more private. Can hug any random stranger.
2.If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
----- I'd give George Bush a live spanking, maybe talk about the benefits of masturbation. Oh and of course world peace yardley yardley..
3.If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
-----TheSmiths. Or maybe Queens of the stone age.
4.Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
-----Hmm, Simon schama. Scary poofy historian man. He's one cool homo.
5.Whats your favorite body part?
-----Of my Body parts? I like my eyebrows and my shoulders.
6.What are you looking forward to most this year?
-----Going to Dublin, Gliding, France, Poland and Auschwitz. Going to a spa and doing some weird flying thing. I dunno i go where the relatives tell me too.
7.Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
-----Mmmm Peck. Guess the answers yes. I also regret it too.
8.What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
-----Climbing tree's, chewing my Barbie's feet off because no one would get me a sword of omens. And playing by myself with my toys.
9.You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
-----Count Britain as a city?
10.You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
-----Hostel. I get myself out of my own mess.
11.Do you think androgyny is sexy?
-----Maybe, but all men look and act like girls now. Sure is funneh though. see mighty boosh, episode techno for example.
12.Have you ever been toe fucked?
-----ass fucked maybe, but toefucked is diseased.
13.How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
-----Not at all.
14.What are you wearing right now?
-----A smelly jumper, Roxy converse trainers, jeans and two tops. too boring to comprehend.
15.How many times have you been turned on today?
-----Not as many times as i'd like too. Sudoku excites me sometimes. As do 20 pences. (needed for laundery).
1.What do you like more hugs or kisses?
----- Kisses, they're more private. Can hug any random stranger.
2.If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
----- I'd give George Bush a live spanking, maybe talk about the benefits of masturbation. Oh and of course world peace yardley yardley..
3.If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
-----TheSmiths. Or maybe Queens of the stone age.
4.Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
-----Hmm, Simon schama. Scary poofy historian man. He's one cool homo.
5.Whats your favorite body part?
-----Of my Body parts? I like my eyebrows and my shoulders.
6.What are you looking forward to most this year?
-----Going to Dublin, Gliding, France, Poland and Auschwitz. Going to a spa and doing some weird flying thing. I dunno i go where the relatives tell me too.
7.Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
-----Mmmm Peck. Guess the answers yes. I also regret it too.
8.What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
-----Climbing tree's, chewing my Barbie's feet off because no one would get me a sword of omens. And playing by myself with my toys.
9.You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
-----Count Britain as a city?
10.You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
-----Hostel. I get myself out of my own mess.
11.Do you think androgyny is sexy?
-----Maybe, but all men look and act like girls now. Sure is funneh though. see mighty boosh, episode techno for example.
12.Have you ever been toe fucked?
-----ass fucked maybe, but toefucked is diseased.
13.How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
-----Not at all.
14.What are you wearing right now?
-----A smelly jumper, Roxy converse trainers, jeans and two tops. too boring to comprehend.
15.How many times have you been turned on today?
-----Not as many times as i'd like too. Sudoku excites me sometimes. As do 20 pences. (needed for laundery).
What another update in so many days!? Spoiling you i think, got a bit camera happy so have a look at these badaasses. I'm currently engorged on Chineese food and rubbing my face over my new dvd, i.e Citizen X for all of you's out there who like Donald Sutherland combined with serial killers i garuntee you'll enjoy this.
Actually so bored i'm thinking about...
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Actually so bored i'm thinking about...
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dragonflight:
ok,ill pop over n change your bulb for ya,only if you stick the kettle on tho woman,lol...i've been busy plastering my kitchen...joy.....also spendin time with my 2 domesticated wolves...love walkin em,shame i cant let em off,they arent the best with other dogs!sht weather outside....time for coffee and a perv at a few pics i think,lol...what you up to?
dragonflight:
meant to ask...where in london,im working in notting hill today!
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mrzombie:
cheers for the comment, yes i think the year has started well for me so far. 
ericdravyn:
Okay... WOW... scary in a good way...
Hey children of the Cabbage Patch,
Ok Ok so i know i started off on a bit of a sour mood, not my fault if all the people i know are retarded. But today has been a good day, i saw somebody who i hadn't seen for a long time, i did shopping and drunk A LOT of coffee. Maybe this year will be a...
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Ok Ok so i know i started off on a bit of a sour mood, not my fault if all the people i know are retarded. But today has been a good day, i saw somebody who i hadn't seen for a long time, i did shopping and drunk A LOT of coffee. Maybe this year will be a...
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bikerben:
Sorry I havent got a clue how to post the piccies, check me I cant even figure out how to post a pic of my uglu mug up 
Least the rest of your pics are cool tho
Have fun
Least the rest of your pics are cool tho
Have fun
bikerben:
Lol, I am the king of sarcasm and dry humour
Evening, my beautiful children of despair. I've been stuck doing two 1500 word essays before the end of my first semester, which is next week most depressingly. Been making the kitchen a bit more festive and booking my hair and tattoo apointments...oh joy! Then i'm going to hertfordshire on the 20th oh yes i'm the dirty stop out!
Rory the traitor is still here, sitting...
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Rory the traitor is still here, sitting...
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dragonflight:
watcha woman,still doin your essays or are you still pissed up from crimbo?????lol,x
ericdravyn:
I'm sorry you're not doing so well and I feel confident your mum's boyfriend had it coming to him... just be careful when hiding the body...
Hope your New Year gets better...
Hope your New Year gets better...
Hello my children of Doom...
anyone heard of Peaches, she's a naughty bitch
"check wallet for his name/his face is in the muck/i think his zipper's stuck/he is perfect for me to practice surgery/When blood coagulates/it's time to operate"
Singing about necrohillia, i can think of worse subjects to bring up over lunch with the parents..
Trying to decide what to do with my hair...
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anyone heard of Peaches, she's a naughty bitch
"check wallet for his name/his face is in the muck/i think his zipper's stuck/he is perfect for me to practice surgery/When blood coagulates/it's time to operate"
Singing about necrohillia, i can think of worse subjects to bring up over lunch with the parents..
Trying to decide what to do with my hair...
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johnnyamen:
Hello you good little English bird. I hope all is well in the Kingdom.
I think we're overdue for an update on the life of The Devil's Bride.
xoxo
I think we're overdue for an update on the life of The Devil's Bride.
xoxo
HAH! Weekend of doom it twas! Had no sleep, shared a bed with several shady characters, dressed up as the Devils cheerleader, got headbutted, and drunk rather a lot.
Now children i have lots of cigarette burns on my arms, whether through fetish or accident i rather enjoyed it. I may indulge more often.
Kisses to all you fuckers!
Soon there shall be pictures of...
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Now children i have lots of cigarette burns on my arms, whether through fetish or accident i rather enjoyed it. I may indulge more often.
Kisses to all you fuckers!
Soon there shall be pictures of...
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ericdravyn:
I'll be right over and I'll bring you a brand spanky new cheerleaders uniform and my very own camera... that'll show those bastards!!
mrzombie:
Im leaving sg, bye bye
Evening Kiddies, hope you all had a good weekend. Mine wasn't as drunken fuelled as i hoped it would be, alas! Went home to see my parents, mother still insane, dad is still barmy. There's no luck for me really.
Also felt pretty lonely lately, haven't really socialised with the others a lot, mind you, other than my flatmates the rest seem pretty diseased. What...
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Also felt pretty lonely lately, haven't really socialised with the others a lot, mind you, other than my flatmates the rest seem pretty diseased. What...
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northernsoul:
It has storylines?
I just never knew... got the titles of any good ones?
Why are you up at that time?
Do you stay up all night?
I just never knew... got the titles of any good ones?
Why are you up at that time?
Do you stay up all night?
delilahjack:
occasionally, depends on how awake i am, at the moment im buzzing so i should be up till 5, then get up and go lectures. Off to hertfordshire this weekend, so i wont be able to message all you lovley people, Hopes you have a good weekend. Think of me lying by a rich person's swimming pool..mwahahah im fucking evil
Yes porn has storylines, my favourite was the alice in wonderland one, twas fantastically shite!
Fuck oN!
Yes porn has storylines, my favourite was the alice in wonderland one, twas fantastically shite!
Fuck oN!
either that or I LOVE plants. seriously, I will seek out store that have good house plants just to see if there's something i HAVE to have. lol. i'm lame.
Umm well I suppose you could...