delilahjack

Oh yes, update time. It's been a while i know but moving in back in with my Dad and the holidays has left me without my laptop *hangs head in shame*
Been socialising a great deal, seeing people i havent seen for months. Been up to hertfordshire where i was forced into a skirt the fuckers, although it bought a new edge to my ass.


Me and Ian Silvester, my i love that boy.


Oh yes i was drunk and giving Alex the eye. I'm drunk a lot these days.

Being captured in two places at once while i try to explain to Emma the difficulties of large boobs. The young man in the foreground is a certain Luke with whom i had the pleasure of rolling around on the floor with. In an un-sexual (slightly sexual) context of course.


The one on the right was named Favourite and speaks Russian, the one on the left passed out in his own vomit and piss and had things inserted into his rectum at the end of the evening, my how we laughed.


Kate, hungover after snorting snuff and eating chineese.

I also went to see the Boosh again and had a shouting conversation with Bob Fossil, which made my day.

More shockingly however i had a bit of an encounter with someone who i had a huge crush on when i was 15. I want to make it clear however that it was him in the orchestration.
I'm still a bit shocked to be honest...

So all in all, I'm quite a happy young lady. Although alas, no orgy with Barratt yet. But you have to count your blessings don't you???

Love to alllll you sexeh people