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delilahjack

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Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

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Errruhuh kiddo's. Yup I'm tired...Obsessed with the Mighty Boosh;


and i really want to have an orgy with the following people;

David Tennant. I want him now!


Richard Armitage.


Bill Murray


An Albino - Not a particular one, any albino i can find. Although if i have sex with one, his eyes will keep reminding me of rabbits...hmm tricky.


Hmm give me your thoughts. How are my children anyhoo?
xx
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dragonflight:
mornin sexy bird...just tagged ya so go n ans the questions,,,xx tongue kiss
Jan 27, 2006
delilahjack:
Apparently i have to do this. Read it by all means but please don't inflict on another poor fucker..

1.What do you like more hugs or kisses?
----- Kisses, they're more private. Can hug any random stranger.

2.If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
----- I'd give George Bush a live spanking, maybe talk about the benefits of masturbation. Oh and of course world peace yardley yardley..

3.If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
-----TheSmiths. Or maybe Queens of the stone age.

4.Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
-----Hmm, Simon schama. Scary poofy historian man. He's one cool homo.

5.Whats your favorite body part?
-----Of my Body parts? I like my eyebrows and my shoulders.

6.What are you looking forward to most this year?
-----Going to Dublin, Gliding, France, Poland and Auschwitz. Going to a spa and doing some weird flying thing. I dunno i go where the relatives tell me too.

7.Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
-----Mmmm Peck. Guess the answers yes. I also regret it too.

8.What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
-----Climbing tree's, chewing my Barbie's feet off because no one would get me a sword of omens. And playing by myself with my toys.

9.You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
-----Count Britain as a city?

10.You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
-----Hostel. I get myself out of my own mess.

11.Do you think androgyny is sexy?
-----Maybe, but all men look and act like girls now. Sure is funneh though. see mighty boosh, episode techno for example.

12.Have you ever been toe fucked?
-----ass fucked maybe, but toefucked is diseased.

13.How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
-----Not at all.

14.What are you wearing right now?
-----A smelly jumper, Roxy converse trainers, jeans and two tops. too boring to comprehend.

15.How many times have you been turned on today?
-----Not as many times as i'd like too. Sudoku excites me sometimes. As do 20 pences. (needed for laundery).

Jan 28, 2006

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