delilahb

I walk outside this morning and BAM! get hit by a wall of humidity. It's the weirdest thing ever: humidity and Montana don't coincide. Nope, it's dry as a mother fucking bastard here. So all day long my hair has been bouncy and I've been really fucking hot.

My parents left on Saturday for a two week long RV trip throughout Washington and Oregon, leaving me alone to feed the farm (chickens, horses, dogs, cat). This is a big undertaking for me. I'm terrified of horses, and each time I go to step behind Ruby I'm almost certain she's going to kick me to my death. She's sweet, but huge. And then there's the bear issue. For the past week, there's been a family of black bears rumaging throughout our neighborhood for food. I just know that I'll go out to feed the chickens and find them all dead and headless covered in bear saliva.

Ah, Montana.

I also think God is mocking me. For the past few days, where ever I go, there is always numerous hot boys in my path. Each time I'm left speechless and looking like a complete fool. God is a bastard.