delilahb

What is going through my head right now:

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funny things:

falling off chairs flat on your ass, then back while at work infront of your co-worker.

getting a spray on tan.

waking up an hour later than you should.

ultrasound gel on your skirt that looks very much like a cum stain.

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I'm part Hawaiian. I'm part Tahitian. I'm part French. I'm as white as a fucking ghost. I attempted to be sprayed with brown dye and now I'm so tan it's almost unnatural. I have never been this dark, even when I lived in Hawaii. It's weird.

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I'm packing. Well, I'm staring and my suitcase filled with clothes that will probably be too hot for 90 degree weather and trying to avoid the fact that I should be packing.

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I'm listening to Elvis. He really knows how to calm a girl down. Once upon a time, my friend told me that lighting candles is a good thing to do when you're stressed or upset. I have three going right now: A jesus candle, a Mary candle and some over-priced candle from Pier One.

I love you Elvis.

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Last year, when I was going to Chicago by myself, I wasn't this nervous.

What's wrong with me?

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I have to pay $15 extra dollars a day on my rental car because I'm not 25.

What the fuck?

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Maybe I can make it to Vegas this weekend?

Viva Las Vegas!

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Why isn't a college diploma valid, but a high school diploma is? It just doesn't make sense.

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Don't forget about me, people.

I'll be back Sunday.

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you guys rock.




Delilah