delilahb

I'm BORED!

I've been bored all day.

I have a headache this [ ] big. Do you remember those commericals? They were funny. Now, they have the tension headache commerical where they say "tension headache" seven times in the fucking thing.

I watched Just Married this evening. Ashton Kutcher irritates the fuck out of me. Seriously, I want to smack him each time I see him.

Randomness:

The other day at work, this guy asked me if I were goth. I think that's funny. Those who are actually goth would consider me the extreme opposite.

I need to read something. I haven't read something in a month or so. My brain is turning to mush.

I also realized today that I have never been in love, and I don't know if I really want to be. Love is a bitch. Just give me the noncommital sex with complete strangers. That's my kind of "relationship."

I also just applied for my own group: SGBoonies. If it get's accepted, you all must join even though most of you live in super-duper cities.

Update from the life of DelilahB:

10:24pm. Just finished talking to camorra for a few seconds. Have decided that I like being called Kitten. That's swell.

Camorra and I have been friends since my sophomore year in college and his freshman year. We would spend endless hours watching porn on the internet having a grand ol' time. Now, he randomly finds me on SG (very appropriate, I believe) and it's just like old times. I like finding old friends. Rather, I like when old friends find me.

And it is true, I'm still a BIG nerd!

I'm in a very weird mood right now. I feel like dancing to Britney Spears in a Vegas dance club. Then, I want to get married by Elvis. Any takers?

Delilah, I'm a closet whore, Banks.