I think it's cool when you go to sleep at 10pm on New Year's Eve. I think it's really cool. So, at 10pm, I fell on my bed and slept until 10am without a single movement all night. Ah, Happy New Year's to me!
Delilah's Guide to the Best Fucking New Year's Ever:
1. Get rad new hair cut to match rad new attitude about life. Rad new hair cut looks remarkable when actually styled. Too bad, I am a loser with the hair supplies.
2. Rent shit loads of movies to watch while clock slowly reaches midnight. Realize you can't make it through half of the first one and decide to call it a night (the ten pm incident).
3. On New Year's Day, stay in pajamas all day and when forced to go outside, don't wear any socks through the foot of snow covering the ground. This makes for an interesting little jaunt, I promise.
4. Wake up on next working day and see that you're completely snowed in and can't get to work. Go back to sleep. Wake up two hours later when roads are plowed and head to work then. It's always fabulous when you're late.
5. Make wonderful resolutions like: Don't hate people so much. and Stop being afraid of stupid shit. Don't forget the ever popular: lose weight.
That will insure you have a great year to come.
I also watched old family vacation movies from when I was 16 and 18. Holy fucking shit. I am SO glad I am not blonde anymore. So fucking glad. It was scary, my dears. Fucking scary.
On that note,
Happy 2004!
Love,
Delilah.
Delilah's Guide to the Best Fucking New Year's Ever:
1. Get rad new hair cut to match rad new attitude about life. Rad new hair cut looks remarkable when actually styled. Too bad, I am a loser with the hair supplies.
2. Rent shit loads of movies to watch while clock slowly reaches midnight. Realize you can't make it through half of the first one and decide to call it a night (the ten pm incident).
3. On New Year's Day, stay in pajamas all day and when forced to go outside, don't wear any socks through the foot of snow covering the ground. This makes for an interesting little jaunt, I promise.
4. Wake up on next working day and see that you're completely snowed in and can't get to work. Go back to sleep. Wake up two hours later when roads are plowed and head to work then. It's always fabulous when you're late.
5. Make wonderful resolutions like: Don't hate people so much. and Stop being afraid of stupid shit. Don't forget the ever popular: lose weight.
That will insure you have a great year to come.
I also watched old family vacation movies from when I was 16 and 18. Holy fucking shit. I am SO glad I am not blonde anymore. So fucking glad. It was scary, my dears. Fucking scary.
On that note,
Happy 2004!
Love,
Delilah.
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tadzi:
i dig the new profile pic sweetie
lielietruthlie:
it's way too cold there, so yes, let us go to south america! get to packing... 