deletemeplz

"there once was a lady who swalloed a fly , i dont know why she swallowed a fly perhaps she will die, koopsters remix"

hey so like there once was a lady who swallowed a fly, and i was like wtf biatch
and then she swallowed a spider to catch the fly, i dont know why she swallowed the damn fly in the first place...but yeah she then swallows the spider anyways...
and i said wtf again and the spider bit her throat
and it got swollen.........
and then she was like ima swallow this here bird to catch this mofo spider...
by this time im thinkin damn this bitch can really swallow....and i start thinkin man i should cash in on this with some kind of freaky porn film makings....then the old hag swallows a bird....

ok now i palm my head, cus im like u fucking freak, ur ganna give urself west nile...what does she do next? she tries to get the damn cat down her throat to catch the bird who swallowed the spider that wiggled inside her ( giggity) all just to get a damn fly. well Koopster isnt having any cat eatings tonight, so i smack the bitch over the head with a lamp or somthing... i take the cat and i bail. The next day i read the paper to see that the old lady died from a combination of westnile virus ( told u bitch!) and from maggots eating her insides. so apparently that spider did a great job getting that there fly didnt it...