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Plumbing disaster!!!
First, I did something stupid. I put leeks down the garbage disposal. It only succeeded in shredding them so that they became a nice clump of nonsoluble fiber. Soo.....drain stops flowing. The added weight in the pipes breaks an old pipe hanger. The pipes shift and one of the joints breaks. Water and shredded leeks EVERYWHERE!!!
On the upside, I spotted a very rare animal in the Home Depot parking lot. I'm sorry I don't have a picture to show, but the Mullethawk is a shy beast. By the time I saw it and recovered from my shock, it was gone.

added:
This is what I did today. I came up with this list of games to play at my party:

team games: teams of 6

untangle
pass the partner obstacle course (teammate can't touch ground)
beanbag golf
waterballoon toss for distance
7 legged race
grapefruit relay (no hands)
relay race:
1.sack race
2.baseball bat spin
3.cottonball on spoon race



individual games:

limbo
hula hoop
schlong swing (grapefruit in one leg of pantyhose, other leg tied around waist. Must push softball across field using only the grapefruit)
teaspoon of water race (fill a glass a teaspoon at a time)


couples:

clothes swap
3 bag toss (thrower blind-folded and spun after each toss)
knowledge game:
ID that butt
ID that nose
Dangerous Interview: ( a la the Newlywed Show, any ideas for questions?)