Okay. Let's see if I can come up with 20 things about myself:
1. I been to the ER for headwounds 4 times in my life. Yet I insist on breaking walnuts on my head. And I love amusing kids with the hollow head trick.
2. I never knew the last name of my first girlfriend. I mistakenly revealed to her that I didn't know it after our first date. She promptly went around and told everyone we both knew to not tell me.
3. As a kid I wanted to work on cyborgs. I got my degree in biomedical engineering hoping to live out that dream.
4. I used to ride my bike around with a boombox bungi corded to the back rack.
5. I learned my morals from shows like Who's the Boss.
6. It pisses my Mom off to no end when I say that. (but she doesn't deny it)
7. I admire the people who can look how they want to. And face all the looks and prejudices. Unfortunately, I play the normal looking game.
8. I can yell at 145 dB. I've measured it. That's loud enough to rupture an eardrum.
9. I have lots of ideas for making money. But all of them require an investment that I don't have yet.
10. I can sense and talk to ghosts.
11. A ghost once spoke through me. Well, it was my words, but it wasn't my voice. Scared the crap out of one of my best friends.
12. I've been woken up by a baby bunny doing laps around my tent. Jumping on my chest with each lap.
13. My eyes change color with my mood and surroundings.
14. I sometimes get virtigo when up high.
15. I have never had more than an ounce of alcohol in my system at one time.
16. I fucked up my elbows doing too many push-ups as a kid. Now when I do push-ups, both my elbows pop both up and down.
17. I still blame everyone and their mom (including myself) for my divorce. But not my ex.
18. I have a freaky memory for faces, but not names.
19. This is hard.
20. I'm terribly sensitive to smells. I can track people I know well. I can tell when the neighbors (over 200 ft away) are doing laundry. And can smell the lipstick of women walking in front of me. Just walking past Yankee Candle makes my nose burn.
Added Oct 26th 2pm:
I'm sick today.
Nothing serious. But enough to make me just wanna sit and watch TV and cruise SG. Someone save me from boredom!
1. I been to the ER for headwounds 4 times in my life. Yet I insist on breaking walnuts on my head. And I love amusing kids with the hollow head trick.
2. I never knew the last name of my first girlfriend. I mistakenly revealed to her that I didn't know it after our first date. She promptly went around and told everyone we both knew to not tell me.
3. As a kid I wanted to work on cyborgs. I got my degree in biomedical engineering hoping to live out that dream.
4. I used to ride my bike around with a boombox bungi corded to the back rack.
5. I learned my morals from shows like Who's the Boss.
6. It pisses my Mom off to no end when I say that. (but she doesn't deny it)
7. I admire the people who can look how they want to. And face all the looks and prejudices. Unfortunately, I play the normal looking game.
8. I can yell at 145 dB. I've measured it. That's loud enough to rupture an eardrum.
9. I have lots of ideas for making money. But all of them require an investment that I don't have yet.
10. I can sense and talk to ghosts.
11. A ghost once spoke through me. Well, it was my words, but it wasn't my voice. Scared the crap out of one of my best friends.
12. I've been woken up by a baby bunny doing laps around my tent. Jumping on my chest with each lap.
13. My eyes change color with my mood and surroundings.
14. I sometimes get virtigo when up high.
15. I have never had more than an ounce of alcohol in my system at one time.
16. I fucked up my elbows doing too many push-ups as a kid. Now when I do push-ups, both my elbows pop both up and down.
17. I still blame everyone and their mom (including myself) for my divorce. But not my ex.
18. I have a freaky memory for faces, but not names.
19. This is hard.
20. I'm terribly sensitive to smells. I can track people I know well. I can tell when the neighbors (over 200 ft away) are doing laundry. And can smell the lipstick of women walking in front of me. Just walking past Yankee Candle makes my nose burn.
Added Oct 26th 2pm:
I'm sick today.
Nothing serious. But enough to make me just wanna sit and watch TV and cruise SG. Someone save me from boredom!
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And no more of this...
And no more of this...