dejajeva

I know I haven't updated in forever.

I've come to a few conclusions.

I don't really like the taste of cum. In fact, it rather makes me nauseaus.

Your penis is NOT PRETTY. In fact, it's kind of stupid-looking.

Yes. I like to be kinky. But no. Not like that. And, is there anything wrong with NORMAL SEX?

Yes, sometimes I like it in the ass. But every guy should get fucked up the ass before he EVER asks a girl to do it.

Also. I'm not having sex anymore. It's completely over-rated and I've decided it's just no fun unless I'm in love.

I want a romance-novel love. And, if I'm not going to get it, fine. I'll happily live vicariously through those trashy novels. Sometimes, ignorance is much better than the truth.

I don't really want a boyfriend because they have cooties.

I don't like cooties.

I like to look at naked girls. But not ugly ones.

I love the color pale pink, and not because it's punk. Because it's feminine.

I don't like 80's death metal and I really don't like punk music all that much either.

I think Christina Aguilera is slutty but I love Britney Spears.

I like expensive things or things that look expensive, although I love to shop at yard-sales, although I wouldn't be caught dead in clothes from yard-sales.

I don't really look gothic or punk or emo...as a matter of fact, I'm kind of preppy. YEAH. PREPPY.

Yes, secretly I wish I was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I also wish I was Buffy.

I love Disney Movies and the Sound of Music. I don't like donnie darko and kill bill didn't impress me. I like movies that entertain me. They don't all have to be profound experiences or "mean something". Not everything has to have deeper meaning. Some things just 'are'.

I am completely elitest and I love to be well-liked, and will sometimes go out of my way to make people like me.

I have, on occasion, considered myself to be better than other people.

I've NEVER done anything worse than weed.

Going to a bar, getting drunk, and acting stupid is not my idea of a fun time.

Fun times are cocktails with friends at a airy outdoor jazz club or a chick-flick fest with wine coolers.

Given the choice between going out and staying home, 90 percent of the time I'll stay home. I'll take a good book and buffy reruns anyday.



That's enough for now, anyways.

Oh yeah. I'm going on a diet. Starting tomorrow.