Well, let me tell you of the weekend...it was quite eventful.
Friday, i'm on my way out to go get dinner, and my friend Chuck is at the door wanting to know if i can take him to his bosses house to pick up his paycheck...no big deal, except it was 30 min. away, but oh well. So we drive up there, get the paycheck, come back to chico and get dinner. Then we come home and watch Pet Semetary. I guess we got in the scary movie mode, cuz we decided to go watch The Grudge...and let me tell you, it scared the absolute shit out of me. After that, we needed to be in public, so we went to the Bear to get a drink and calm our weak asses down from the scare we just received.
We get there and aphexplotz comes over and gets us to sit with him and these two chicks, Courtney and, uh, i don't remember the other chick's name. So we're talking...blah blah blah, and Courtney is hot, damn you aphexplotz, i hate you.
So we go outside to smoke and i'm talking to my friend Heather and we're talking about sex and i tell her that i'm comfortable with my sexuality, meaning that i can talk about anything and not give a shit, cuz that's just the way i am. However, Courtney's friend interprets it differently and when i say i'm comfortable, she asks me if i'm gay, and i say no, and she then asks me if i'm Bi, and dude, don't get me wrong, i have gay friends, i have no problem with it, but dude, it's kinda damaging to your "game" when all the girls think your gay. So i ask her why she asked me that, and she tells me that i'm too nice...like dude, WTF?
Normally, i wouldn't have minded so much, but this is the third chick this semester that has asked me that. I mean, what's wrong with being the nice dude? I'm sorry if i'm not an asshole and am therefore not manly enough for all you women. Oh well....some day a girl will want the nice guy.
So then Saturday, i woke up early, did some shit around the house and then drove down to Sacramento to party with my friend, Andy, whose birthday was on the 3rd...he's 25 now..old man. Met this chick Ashley, who was pretty cute, but she's one of those people that just keeps talking and never lets you speak back...so that was kind of a turn-off. She is really cute though, i wouldn't mind hookin' up with her. Got really fuckin' high from a blunt with some good fuckin' weed, and stupid me, whenever i get high, i get WAAAAY over-analytical, and so i'm watching PeeWee Herman's Big Adventure, and i'm analyzing the shit out of it....ask me about it sometime, there's some stupid shit in that movie that just doesn't make sense. Normally i wouldn't give a shit, but i'm retarded when i smoke, so it can't be helped...it's better than laughing uncontrollably which i usually do.
So yeah, went out to some bars, not that great (i'm spoiled in chico), and then came back to Andy's house, and drank beer and hung out. Fell asleep at 5am, and woke up around 12 this morning (yeah, i know 12 isn't considered morning...unless you're me), and then i drove back up to chico. Now i'm gonna take a shower, chill for a bit, and then go to the bear to get my work schedule and maybe watch some football. Breaking Benjamin's show is tomorrow, and i'm totally stoked for it. I'm hoping to watch Gwar on friday too....it's one of those things in life that you just have to experience, you know.
Alright, i guess that's it...this is Not-so-Gay Tommy, signing off....for now.
Friday, i'm on my way out to go get dinner, and my friend Chuck is at the door wanting to know if i can take him to his bosses house to pick up his paycheck...no big deal, except it was 30 min. away, but oh well. So we drive up there, get the paycheck, come back to chico and get dinner. Then we come home and watch Pet Semetary. I guess we got in the scary movie mode, cuz we decided to go watch The Grudge...and let me tell you, it scared the absolute shit out of me. After that, we needed to be in public, so we went to the Bear to get a drink and calm our weak asses down from the scare we just received.
We get there and aphexplotz comes over and gets us to sit with him and these two chicks, Courtney and, uh, i don't remember the other chick's name. So we're talking...blah blah blah, and Courtney is hot, damn you aphexplotz, i hate you.
So we go outside to smoke and i'm talking to my friend Heather and we're talking about sex and i tell her that i'm comfortable with my sexuality, meaning that i can talk about anything and not give a shit, cuz that's just the way i am. However, Courtney's friend interprets it differently and when i say i'm comfortable, she asks me if i'm gay, and i say no, and she then asks me if i'm Bi, and dude, don't get me wrong, i have gay friends, i have no problem with it, but dude, it's kinda damaging to your "game" when all the girls think your gay. So i ask her why she asked me that, and she tells me that i'm too nice...like dude, WTF?
Normally, i wouldn't have minded so much, but this is the third chick this semester that has asked me that. I mean, what's wrong with being the nice dude? I'm sorry if i'm not an asshole and am therefore not manly enough for all you women. Oh well....some day a girl will want the nice guy.
So then Saturday, i woke up early, did some shit around the house and then drove down to Sacramento to party with my friend, Andy, whose birthday was on the 3rd...he's 25 now..old man. Met this chick Ashley, who was pretty cute, but she's one of those people that just keeps talking and never lets you speak back...so that was kind of a turn-off. She is really cute though, i wouldn't mind hookin' up with her. Got really fuckin' high from a blunt with some good fuckin' weed, and stupid me, whenever i get high, i get WAAAAY over-analytical, and so i'm watching PeeWee Herman's Big Adventure, and i'm analyzing the shit out of it....ask me about it sometime, there's some stupid shit in that movie that just doesn't make sense. Normally i wouldn't give a shit, but i'm retarded when i smoke, so it can't be helped...it's better than laughing uncontrollably which i usually do.
So yeah, went out to some bars, not that great (i'm spoiled in chico), and then came back to Andy's house, and drank beer and hung out. Fell asleep at 5am, and woke up around 12 this morning (yeah, i know 12 isn't considered morning...unless you're me), and then i drove back up to chico. Now i'm gonna take a shower, chill for a bit, and then go to the bear to get my work schedule and maybe watch some football. Breaking Benjamin's show is tomorrow, and i'm totally stoked for it. I'm hoping to watch Gwar on friday too....it's one of those things in life that you just have to experience, you know.
Alright, i guess that's it...this is Not-so-Gay Tommy, signing off....for now.