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elleseven:
I really really really like that picture.
elleseven:
Its pretty hazy... something to do with film and the U.S. Postal Service...?
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synnove:
was that menacing enough?
elleseven:
"The only time I ever hit my wife was the other day to get her to let go of my balls," he said.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
On the road again for the next 10 days, racing:
Raleigh, NC
Baltimore, MD
Somerville, NJ
Richmond, VA
Arlington, VA
Lancaster PA
Then I get to go home for 5 days before heading back down for the big one in Philly. And then I get to be home again for almost a whole month!
Raleigh, NC
Baltimore, MD
Somerville, NJ
Richmond, VA
Arlington, VA
Lancaster PA
Then I get to go home for 5 days before heading back down for the big one in Philly. And then I get to be home again for almost a whole month!
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bailey:
holy crap! i just realized you are going to be home for a month!
thats, like....30 nights worth of sexual intercourse!
thats, like....30 nights worth of sexual intercourse!
Setting: At a bike race, chatting with clients, Bailey with me. Clients leave.
Me: "Sorry you had to watch me schmooze like that. I don't think you've had to witness it before."
Bailey: "I've seen you schmooze before. In fact, I swallowed your schmooze last night."
Me: "Sorry you had to watch me schmooze like that. I don't think you've had to witness it before."
Bailey: "I've seen you schmooze before. In fact, I swallowed your schmooze last night."
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synnove:
when i googled schmooze this came up:
that is LADAY SCHMOOZE!
that is LADAY SCHMOOZE!
elleseven:
witty girl ya got there 
Come celebrate the 27th birthday of the dirtiest girl you know:
Bailey
Wednesday night, 9:30 pm, downstairs at Redbones in Davis Square, Somerville.
I was going to say "let's get her so drunk she passes out and I can take advantage of her," but that wouldn't be any different from when she's sober and awake. So, let's just make sure she doesn't have to pay...
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Bailey
Wednesday night, 9:30 pm, downstairs at Redbones in Davis Square, Somerville.
I was going to say "let's get her so drunk she passes out and I can take advantage of her," but that wouldn't be any different from when she's sober and awake. So, let's just make sure she doesn't have to pay...
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bailey:
you better be nice to me tonight
The list of things to celebrate is long. Take your pick from the below options:
1. My birthday
2. My new condo
3. Being single
4. Steve Weller and John Hanson moving in
5. White socks, wife beaters, driving fast, anal sex
6. The Feel Like You Wouldn't Believe
7. Matt Roy's custom modified walker
8. DANCE PARTY! (Matt will rock back and forth in...
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1. My birthday
2. My new condo
3. Being single
4. Steve Weller and John Hanson moving in
5. White socks, wife beaters, driving fast, anal sex
6. The Feel Like You Wouldn't Believe
7. Matt Roy's custom modified walker
8. DANCE PARTY! (Matt will rock back and forth in...
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alexsandria:
How the hell do you train on a diet like that? 
alexsandria:
Crazy. I have a horrible immune system, I would die if I ate that much sugar.
See you tomorrow night for teh party?
See you tomorrow night for teh party?
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elleseven:
Happy birthday!
When is your race in Oregon?
When is your race in Oregon?
synnove:
happy birthday bailey's BOY!
I'm too lazy to update in 2 places right now:
You can read my myspace blog if you're really interested in how shitty things are going.
You can read my myspace blog if you're really interested in how shitty things are going.
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synnove:
did you know that i'm in a BIKER GANG?
elleseven:
good luck in them races!
bailey:
its such a lie.