Dear Portland, Oregon,
Palo and I will be there on Thursday night. She's getting tattooed on Friday by Ryan Mason (incompetent), I race the USGP of Cyclo-Cross races Saturday and Sunday, and then Ryan's tattooing me on Monday. Palo goes home late Sunday night, and I'm going home on Tuesday.
We're trying to have dinner with Erica on Sunday night. elleseven, we...
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Palo and I will be there on Thursday night. She's getting tattooed on Friday by Ryan Mason (incompetent), I race the USGP of Cyclo-Cross races Saturday and Sunday, and then Ryan's tattooing me on Monday. Palo goes home late Sunday night, and I'm going home on Tuesday.
We're trying to have dinner with Erica on Sunday night. elleseven, we...
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monovox:
Great to meet you tonight. I had such a sugar crash later! 
Good luck with the rest of your season!
Good luck with the rest of your season!
silencia:
Ha! It was awesome meeting you last night. Hope you had a safe trip back!
I just got the best love letter ever:
"You fucked me so hard last night, when I sneeze, my vagina hurts.
I love you so much."
My life is amazing.
"You fucked me so hard last night, when I sneeze, my vagina hurts.
I love you so much."
My life is amazing.
halfjack:
agreed
In case you're still reading... Latest mix tape playlist:
1. I Could Get Used to This 'Til Tuesday
2. Baby I'm A Star Prince
3. Freedom of Choice Devo
4. Sex (I'm A) Berlin
5. Love to Love You Baby (Single) Donna Summer
6. Don't Touch Me There The Tubes
7. Is There a Ghost Band of Horses
8. Scarborough Fair Cordelia's Dad
9. No...
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1. I Could Get Used to This 'Til Tuesday
2. Baby I'm A Star Prince
3. Freedom of Choice Devo
4. Sex (I'm A) Berlin
5. Love to Love You Baby (Single) Donna Summer
6. Don't Touch Me There The Tubes
7. Is There a Ghost Band of Horses
8. Scarborough Fair Cordelia's Dad
9. No...
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halfjack:
good ending.
Yawn.
poppy:
funny story
Me and Palo are laying side by side in her bed, a little drunk, full of dinner, eating chocolate, both with our respective laptops. It's like we're an old married couple from the future. We like to stalk ex's on the internet together.
I keep getting chocolate all over the place, though, and she's pretending to be upset with me.
Now she's instant messaging with...
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I keep getting chocolate all over the place, though, and she's pretending to be upset with me.
Now she's instant messaging with...
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halfjack:
is it sad that this post just makes me want a laptop?
palo:
Wearing your clothes and masturbating is almost like having you here.
GG Allin just called. He said that all of you bitching about the new Nana set are fucking boring, and if he was still alive, he'd show you something truly offensive.
If SG still means anything to any of you at this point anyway, hopefully you'll graduate from high school soon and get over it. And on a different, but related note, anyone who actually...
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If SG still means anything to any of you at this point anyway, hopefully you'll graduate from high school soon and get over it. And on a different, but related note, anyone who actually...
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halfjack:
word
granny:
Creep Cafe is tame compared to a lot of my set ideas!
Yeah, loosing a pet is hard. Actually, I think this is the second in three years fro me, as well. Different families, though... as in, one belonged to my foster family and the other to my biological family.
Yeah, loosing a pet is hard. Actually, I think this is the second in three years fro me, as well. Different families, though... as in, one belonged to my foster family and the other to my biological family.
I'm Palo's houseboy this week up here in Portland, ME. She gave me my own drawer and everything.
While I'm here, I've been exploring on my bicycle, and have discovered some incredible things. For instance, I found out that Gag Corner is only 38 miles from Sodom. Seriously:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&saddr=gag+corner,+me&daddr=sodom,+me&sll=43.810252,-70.307007&sspn=0.158067,0.487518&ie=UTF8&ll=43.950316,-70.534973&spn=0.619903,0.856934&z=10&om=1
How awesome is that?
While I'm here, I've been exploring on my bicycle, and have discovered some incredible things. For instance, I found out that Gag Corner is only 38 miles from Sodom. Seriously:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&saddr=gag+corner,+me&daddr=sodom,+me&sll=43.810252,-70.307007&sspn=0.158067,0.487518&ie=UTF8&ll=43.950316,-70.534973&spn=0.619903,0.856934&z=10&om=1
How awesome is that?
poppy:
awwwwww your own drawer! she must like yooooou
pip:
Your own drawer? God that would be like a guy giving a girl her own beer cozy.
If you didn't think that was funny wait I have one more....
That journal reminded me of that episode of ER, where Julianne Margulies gave George Clooney his very own drawer. (it may have been the other way around the joke works either way, or does it?!?!?)
If you didn't think that was funny wait I have one more....
That journal reminded me of that episode of ER, where Julianne Margulies gave George Clooney his very own drawer. (it may have been the other way around the joke works either way, or does it?!?!?)
Going to pet Palo's head tonight, and then racing on Long Island this weekend.
I didn't have time to print a cover, so here's a sneak preview of installment VI of the Palo Mix CD Series:
1. Bit Part The Lemonheads
2. Delirious Prince
3. People In Cars Don't Face Each Other Lovers
4. No One Will Ever Love You The Magnetic Fields
5....
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I didn't have time to print a cover, so here's a sneak preview of installment VI of the Palo Mix CD Series:
1. Bit Part The Lemonheads
2. Delirious Prince
3. People In Cars Don't Face Each Other Lovers
4. No One Will Ever Love You The Magnetic Fields
5....
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palo:
Your bed is a fort.
Boston > Detroit > Las Vegas > Oklahoma > Arkansas > Oklahoma > Boston.
C U Next Tuesday!
C U Next Tuesday!
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elleseven:
So, I was pretty sure you were fucking with me. But I had to cover my bases because I don't really know you in the furreal life.
Thats fucking rad we can all have coffee together! Just let me know when.
Thats fucking rad we can all have coffee together! Just let me know when.
palo:
It has to have arms! What are you going to tape my wrists to?
Dear Bailey,
Please pay me back the $200 I loaned you. I'm tired of asking you for it and being ignored.
Moving on is not the same thing as running from or ignoring the problems you have.
-Adam
Please pay me back the $200 I loaned you. I'm tired of asking you for it and being ignored.
Moving on is not the same thing as running from or ignoring the problems you have.
-Adam
poppy:
1. hahahahahaha
2. he doesnt wear tight pants, or have stretched ears. see i mix it up.
2. he doesnt wear tight pants, or have stretched ears. see i mix it up.