I'm back on the Internet. Proceed to celebrate. Conventionally, I would use this moment to make my triumphant return speech, but I feel that this would be a more personal time for me, so I want to get to know you better. After all, this isn't about me; it's about you. It's all about you. So tell me something. It doesn't have to be a terrible little secret; you can just share a fun fact or narrate a little tale, start up a dialogue or just tell me what gets you off. Not because I care, but because you do. Oh hush, I know you do.
