Sadly, I think I'm gonna go bald.
After getting a haircut by my roommate's girlfriend, she made notice of the fact that I have a high hair line, and very thin hair on the top of my scalp. Since I have noticed a reduction in thickness from my earlier years (eg: not being able to spike my hair any longer without revealing shiny scalp), in combination with the coments made by this registered beautician, I can only conclude that I am fair and squarely fucked.
Slowly but surely, my worst nightmare closes in on my reality. Hopefully, if I'm right about this chilling revelation, I am also correct about the destruction of our society, world war destroying most of the planet, and dying far before my 30th b-day.
On the brighter side of shit, my office gave out iPod mini's with the company logo engraved on them for christmas. I may be a bald fuck before too long, but at least I'll ruin my hearing in the process! HUZZAH!
After getting a haircut by my roommate's girlfriend, she made notice of the fact that I have a high hair line, and very thin hair on the top of my scalp. Since I have noticed a reduction in thickness from my earlier years (eg: not being able to spike my hair any longer without revealing shiny scalp), in combination with the coments made by this registered beautician, I can only conclude that I am fair and squarely fucked.
Slowly but surely, my worst nightmare closes in on my reality. Hopefully, if I'm right about this chilling revelation, I am also correct about the destruction of our society, world war destroying most of the planet, and dying far before my 30th b-day.
On the brighter side of shit, my office gave out iPod mini's with the company logo engraved on them for christmas. I may be a bald fuck before too long, but at least I'll ruin my hearing in the process! HUZZAH!
neodrunk:
okay, just saw your post in the drunks group "re: pat mccurdy". couldn't help but notice that you're in cali... how the fuck do you know mccurdy??? i didn't think he toured out west?
