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deelishus_weenie

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Wednesday Sep 07, 2005

Sep 7, 2005
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Neglect replying to my journal, will you? Perhaps this awesome dinosaur (a diplodocus and NOT a bracchiosaurus as many have suggested) will get your hands a-typin'



My brother has just told me of possibly the best dream in human history. It came to him last night, and I now regale you with its goodness:

He was looking through Dad's old workshop for some tools, and found our old Macintosh - an SE30. Unbeknownst to us, it had an internet connection, which had been connected since we bought the damn thing some 15 years prior.

Well, it turned out it had an auto-update function, had been updating itself constantly for all of those 15 years, and had become an ultimate and supreme computer of doom.

Why can't real life be that good? frown
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
natatree:
I would just love a computer that worked, thats my dream.
Sep 11, 2005
lankakitten:
Real life is better than ancient computers. Please read Still Life with Woodepecker. It will change you. (Also, that's where I got that wonderful quote from.)
Sep 11, 2005

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