EDIT - turns out you gotta be G-Rated if you're on between 6am and some other time... 10pm, I think. That's for music shows. Rant = removezored.
Um... it's Saturday. Yay! My heater, which I got for $20 at Target, has just asploded with blue flashies
-- (um - the lyrics 'Don't you with your girlfriend was a freak like me' have just become the straw that broke the dromedary. TV = off, winamp = ON) - *ahem* - anyway, no heater, cold... blankets.. mmmm. There are good Saturdays when you have stuff aplenties to do. This.... is one of those Saturdays. Tutes to give, dinners for the eating, and coffee! COFFEE! Possibly followed by or consumed alongside some variety of cake or cake-based confectionary. Man, I make it sound GOOOOOOD. 
Dickens would crack a fat over this, no question.
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Channel 7 is boasting that it was the 'first to report on the London bombings'. Good on them! It's nice to see that the content they reporting hasn't reduced their ability to slap their own cocks around. Hate is a very strong word... I *pity* them.
Um... it's Saturday. Yay! My heater, which I got for $20 at Target, has just asploded with blue flashies
-- (um - the lyrics 'Don't you with your girlfriend was a freak like me' have just become the straw that broke the dromedary. TV = off, winamp = ON) - *ahem* - anyway, no heater, cold... blankets.. mmmm. There are good Saturdays when you have stuff aplenties to do. This.... is one of those Saturdays. Tutes to give, dinners for the eating, and coffee! COFFEE! Possibly followed by or consumed alongside some variety of cake or cake-based confectionary. Man, I make it sound GOOOOOOD. Dickens would crack a fat over this, no question.
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Channel 7 is boasting that it was the 'first to report on the London bombings'. Good on them! It's nice to see that the content they reporting hasn't reduced their ability to slap their own cocks around. Hate is a very strong word... I *pity* them.
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Damn your delicious cake description! I'm tempted to get off the internet and cook something up myself...
Next time you throw a party, put Arnie on the invites and a speech bubble: "See you at dah Pahhhdy, Richtuh!"
Ah, the Governator...no line could come out of that man's mouth without sounding cheesy.