Recipe for Brekky Goodness.
Step 1: Sleep in just long enough to pass the normal 'breakfast period'. Usually about 9, 9:30 does it.
Step 2: Do stuff. Don't just sit around waiting for lunchtime.
Step 3: Pick the 'point of preparation'. Don't start making the food when you're so hungry you can't take it. That'll just mean you'll pick at stuff while you're preparing it and it'll ruin the anticipation.
Step 4: Construct the breakfast. I'm talkin CEREAL. Use Chinese rules. make it pleasing to the eye. Colour. Mix warming and cooling foods and sweet with a bland base. My personal recommendations are:
1 vita brit or similar wheat-prism
half a nana
chopped canteloupe (rockmelon)
some sort of high-fibre thing. The puffed ones work better for some reason, probably because they don't taste like arse.
Yoghurt. Depends on your preference, but I usually go for something with a random combination of fruits. Use proper yoghurt, not fucking yoplait or anything. Also, be sure it's spelt correctly. No 'Yogurt' or 'Youghourt'.
A little regular cereal. Something 'healthy', so like... Just Right or somesuch. You only need a really small amount, but it takes it to a whole new level.
Honey!
Add just enough milk to cover the vita-brit (or similar wheat-prism). Serve with juice.
5: Consume in such a manner as to make the eating incidental. 'Continue with your work or other activities while you eat' - is what I'm saying. This way, the goodness will wash over you subtly and, combined with your hunger, this means you will be more inclined to enjoy the meal and not see flaws in the fruit quality etc.
I have a fairly serious breakfast fetish. I have absolutely no clue why... but when you get it right, it fucking WORKS. This is a fact.
EDIT: Oh fucking cunt. I forgot to take Eternal Sunshine back to VideoDogs. They will have my nuts, they will.
Step 1: Sleep in just long enough to pass the normal 'breakfast period'. Usually about 9, 9:30 does it.
Step 2: Do stuff. Don't just sit around waiting for lunchtime.
Step 3: Pick the 'point of preparation'. Don't start making the food when you're so hungry you can't take it. That'll just mean you'll pick at stuff while you're preparing it and it'll ruin the anticipation.
Step 4: Construct the breakfast. I'm talkin CEREAL. Use Chinese rules. make it pleasing to the eye. Colour. Mix warming and cooling foods and sweet with a bland base. My personal recommendations are:
1 vita brit or similar wheat-prism
half a nana
chopped canteloupe (rockmelon)
some sort of high-fibre thing. The puffed ones work better for some reason, probably because they don't taste like arse.
Yoghurt. Depends on your preference, but I usually go for something with a random combination of fruits. Use proper yoghurt, not fucking yoplait or anything. Also, be sure it's spelt correctly. No 'Yogurt' or 'Youghourt'.
A little regular cereal. Something 'healthy', so like... Just Right or somesuch. You only need a really small amount, but it takes it to a whole new level.
Honey!
Add just enough milk to cover the vita-brit (or similar wheat-prism). Serve with juice.
5: Consume in such a manner as to make the eating incidental. 'Continue with your work or other activities while you eat' - is what I'm saying. This way, the goodness will wash over you subtly and, combined with your hunger, this means you will be more inclined to enjoy the meal and not see flaws in the fruit quality etc.
I have a fairly serious breakfast fetish. I have absolutely no clue why... but when you get it right, it fucking WORKS. This is a fact.
EDIT: Oh fucking cunt. I forgot to take Eternal Sunshine back to VideoDogs. They will have my nuts, they will.
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fzybny:
Thanks i'll start looking for it on tv.
sticks:
Y'see...breakfast requires geting up early. I'm not down with that.