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Behold! My mighty new water-bottle - some say I fashioned it myself... from a bigger bottle biggrin Obviously they're tards, because you can't do that with bottles. Year 11 Chemistry is pass/fail for a reason, you know. (Thank christ it wasn't that way when *I* took it...)

It's all awesome, and when I take the cork out it makes a great corky noise, and you can hear the water sloshing round inside. It's 100% Australian-made awesome. Most of the profits went to Italy or something, though - the bottle used to contain White Wine Vinegar. Hopefully Parmalat will see some of that action and I'll be bathed in Ice Break milk for a while longer.

I gotsed me a job. It's a typist thing, and I'm apalled to find I'm the only guy there out of about fifteen people. Oh, the boss is a man.... it's fucking dire. OLなんかになってしまいそう... Dire, I should clarify, because it's a shit job and I'm seeing just how much women are chucked into shit jobs. I'm still going to take them all on and see just who can type faster. Some of them are up around 110-120wpm, so it's gonna be close. Raaagh!

They pay me lots though. Ooo -just think of the possessions I can get. Hollow, meainingless existence - here I come!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
eponine:
jobs are horrific. i never want to have one again.

also, i added you to my msn thing...finally. i'm quite lazy.
Jul 2, 2005
phia:
wait...wait...120wpm?
Jeezus-crow! That's pretty durned speedy thar!
Jul 2, 2005

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