Note the new elefunt-inclusive picture. He is lovely, and has magnetic feet so he huggles round your fingers. My lady has a bat with similarly bi-polar properties.
The new photo was taken just as I was about to head out for a tasty dinner at Gurkhas - a wunderbarful Nepalese restaurant on Lygon. Gurkhas fucking ROCK, too... I mean - the regiment. According to 'The Deadliest Men', one of the great pieces of American literature, a Mule once kicked a Gurkha fighter in the head. The man complained briefly of a headache, while the mule was struck lame and had to be put down. They also have big swords, and no doubt feature a great deal in the rape fantasies of mule and human alike.
I had a regular coffee today, and it reminded me why I started drinking mocha.
[fd (coffee): s = 0.01 x d]
where 'd' is the distance in miles from Brazil that your coffee beans were grown and 's' is the number of sugars you must have in the coffee. Yeah and I know my conventions are wrong, so please stop writing letters.
Every coffee I had was depriving hardworking Australian sugar-farming dudes of their income. It's me and the new FTA (formerly known as the ANZUS treaty), brothers in arms against the Australian dream.
There's a humungoid food-tasting festival on today, too. It's probably why I'm so excited. FOOD!
The new photo was taken just as I was about to head out for a tasty dinner at Gurkhas - a wunderbarful Nepalese restaurant on Lygon. Gurkhas fucking ROCK, too... I mean - the regiment. According to 'The Deadliest Men', one of the great pieces of American literature, a Mule once kicked a Gurkha fighter in the head. The man complained briefly of a headache, while the mule was struck lame and had to be put down. They also have big swords, and no doubt feature a great deal in the rape fantasies of mule and human alike.
I had a regular coffee today, and it reminded me why I started drinking mocha.
[fd (coffee): s = 0.01 x d]
where 'd' is the distance in miles from Brazil that your coffee beans were grown and 's' is the number of sugars you must have in the coffee. Yeah and I know my conventions are wrong, so please stop writing letters.
Every coffee I had was depriving hardworking Australian sugar-farming dudes of their income. It's me and the new FTA (formerly known as the ANZUS treaty), brothers in arms against the Australian dream.
There's a humungoid food-tasting festival on today, too. It's probably why I'm so excited. FOOD!
