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Yesterday I fell with my motorcicle.

I was on a roundabout and there was oil on the floor. So yeah, I was happily driving to an appointment and in 2 seconds I was on the floor.

I was lucky that the fall was quite "clean" and I didn't change the lane, because a car was passing on the next lane. So everything was quite fast.

Driving motorcicle, falling, thinking "is nobody going to help me?", the motorcicle rises alone, not alone someone is helping me.

I didn't get really harmed. The police took half an hour to come. They were a nice young pair. They wrote everything about my life and stuff like that.

Then I had to wait for half an hour more. The bad and the silent cops came. The silent said nothing, took pictures with a age of stone camera. The bad one came to me like "I see no oil". And I was like, oh well, an hour ago, when this happened, there WAS oil. If you have oil on the floor with cars passing for an hour, of course it disapears.(Dumbass)

And now I have to sue the city council. Which is going to be fun

For those who don't like bad news, I leave you a pic with my friend the crank


Pic by IvyLlamas Make up by Ira

MUAH!!