DEGENERATES! All of them! Man, I've been had by those teenaged boys once again...
Alack and alas!
You know, it's hardly worth wating the fifteen seconds on the webcams with the chatrooms. Nobody masturbates on there. It sucks. I want group action, DAMNIT! NOW!
Now that I've gotten that out of my system, I feel slightly better. Skipped the old man's on father's day. Feel like an ass.
I thought Cinder wasamazing before, but she only ha one set up, now all I can say is: MMMMMMM.
Ride your bikes without hands! It's fucking awesome. You get to wave your hands, and feel great. I rode for at least five blocks consecutively without hands, which is a thrill. It's invigorating. You just lean back, straighten up your back, and use both legs to readjust your balance. Leaning left or right helps a bit, but it's really up to you. For 90-degree turns, slow down and lean into it, then pedal about half-way through!
The revolution has begun!
Now all it needs is a vibrator as large as the one I use.
Nw make it hurt,
Ian
Alack and alas!
You know, it's hardly worth wating the fifteen seconds on the webcams with the chatrooms. Nobody masturbates on there. It sucks. I want group action, DAMNIT! NOW!
Now that I've gotten that out of my system, I feel slightly better. Skipped the old man's on father's day. Feel like an ass.
I thought Cinder wasamazing before, but she only ha one set up, now all I can say is: MMMMMMM.
Ride your bikes without hands! It's fucking awesome. You get to wave your hands, and feel great. I rode for at least five blocks consecutively without hands, which is a thrill. It's invigorating. You just lean back, straighten up your back, and use both legs to readjust your balance. Leaning left or right helps a bit, but it's really up to you. For 90-degree turns, slow down and lean into it, then pedal about half-way through!
The revolution has begun!
Now all it needs is a vibrator as large as the one I use.
Nw make it hurt,
Ian