dedgirl

mmph so yeah, today
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Lets see I got up this morning at 5:30 for some weird reason. I dont get it tho I believe I fell asleep at 12 last night...and I'm a stickler for 8 hour sleep patterns but yeah thats what happened. Awoke to an Extends suppliment (take a wild guess what is was for) that must have started off with some hokey sex talk. Only takeing it that way "cuz" the end of my dream went off in a silly x-rated scene and I woke to some asshole so called fake ass "sexpert" ,so cheesy, that I just had to wake all the way up from my one eye view out of the pillow to the tv and head out of the room. I dont do well trying to fall back to sleep after I wake up, lame. So anyways, later on I elderlysat for a neighbor till 4, came back to an empty house with the sound of my stomach eating away at my bones. made some spaghet with to do toomatt saucy and, just enough for moiself & mah maman if she feels like it when she gets home from work, which she is still not back from. Then while reaching for the parm in the fridge half of my spaghet slid off the plate takeing the sauce with it on to the carpet. So cleaned that up with first ginger ale then some stainremover for clothing and Im keeping my mouf shut until something is noticed. Not that anything would happen, but whats not seen with good eyes doesnt cause for spillage of a bad mouth. I took my moms half of the sauce and ate. had a good time. Then knew I had to do something once I noticed there was no more sauce at all throughout the house. So as I type I have began my quest to my secret toomat sauce recipe that will be passed along in history to come.

.AIYEAH!