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Palm Trees and Boob Jobs!!

Under L. Marie
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bennie2069:
Lol. Great blog! and soooo very true. I know a girl that got new boobs and for the first month she had trouble breathing cause of all the added weight to her chest! WITH the boobs she had finally broke 100 lbs so that was huge difference to her physically. Granted she does look good but what a lot of pain and extra work! The sacrifices you ladies make amaze me sometimes.
_solipsist_:
No pain....no gain.........

You know..... coming from the land of ice and snow....there are still a lot of implants. And some of those big ugly sweaters cling to curves in the most fascinating way tongue (not that I'm staring a tits all the time) but I'm sure that there are more per capita in places with palm trees.

When my ex got hers done....she couldn't understand why her chest felt heavy????? She finally figured out after 2 weeks of wondering, that the saline in those things has mass to it........ ~shakes head~ dumb.
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Today, my birthday was going great! I drove thru 5 states today, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. I had lunch in Memphis and now I'm in New Orleans. It was all going great until I checked the underlmarie blog and someone left a comment on the "suck profile" post telling me that I "suck at life and am clearly not trying to better myself"...
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_solipsist_:
Happy Birthday.....

There are so many assholes on the internet. The anonymity gives people license to be uglier than they could ever be to your face. Yes. criticism happens. It's part of the process. You just have to be able to accept the constructive stuff and ignore the cruelty....just like every other aspect of life.....
_solipsist_:
Happy Birthday.....

There are so many assholes on the internet. The anonymity gives people license to be uglier than they could ever be to your face. Yes. criticism happens. It's part of the process. You just have to be able to accept the constructive stuff and ignore the cruelty....just like every other aspect of life.....
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I have a dilemma

Under L. Marie

The last time I had sex was in late March. It could have been sooner if I had sex with the guy from Jones, but I didn't want to fuck him. The last time I masturbated was before I left for my trip which was April 15th. I couldn't very well pleasure myself in a truck stop and...
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btflday777:
Close your eyes, build a fantasy world, escape reality, forget time and location, ... love
coni:
thanks for your comment gogeous kiss
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For Earth Day I posted some of the not-so-romantic conditions to sex on the beach.

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The New Pussy Concept;

Under L. Marie

Enjoy smile
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morningstar:
Love the blog. Only had time to read a few. Keep on writing!
braveliltoaster:
great blog
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Sometimes Fantasy and Reality don't match up...

Under L. Marie


I met Charlie in Albuquerque. I went to a bar and he was working the door. He was really hot. Had a scruffy beard, flannel shirt and one of those Brad Pit/Jake Gyllanhal beanies. Out of everyone at the bar and really anyone else I met in Albuquerque, I liked him the most. I spent...
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btflday777:
Nice story, so true, but also heartbreaking, just like reality.
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I am providing a link to a funny story smile

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btflday777:
You are very good L. Marie love
decota:
Thanks smile
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Three's Good Company

Under L. Marie


I remembered a story of a threesome I had at 15, while driving the 850 miles from Los Angeles to Albuquerque, New Mexico. It popped into my head somewhere between Flagstaff and Winslow, Arizona.

It was two guys who were older then me, we'll call them J. & M., for lack of more creative alias'. Well, over spring break...
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_solipsist_:
That's one for the books.....
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Quick Stop In Phoenix!

Under L. Marie

Flight of the Phoenix

After driving for six hours I have stopped at a Starbucks in Phoenix, Arizona.
But starbucks is an Oasis for me in this desert. I spotted those heavenly green umbrellas from a mile away!

I gotta tell ya. People are just a s weird here as they are in Hollywood! The guy sitting across...
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llcooln872:
have a safe trip, careful with that sexting.
_solipsist_:
drive safely........