Under L. Marie
Happy Ending; A Thai Hooker Story
A close friend of mine had never been to a Thai Massage Parlor before. After talking to an acquaintance who frequents a particular "salon" in my neighborhood, Close Friend gathered up some cash and easily convinced one of my not-so-close-friends to join him. The friends had a decent idea of what to expect since they played...
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decota:
always!
kellenthirteen:
that was awesome!!! 
Under L. Marie
The Hair Down There
I have been shaving my cooch since the first little curly-Q sprouted on my pre-pubescent twat at the blossoming age of eleven. I hate hair down there. It itches. It's ugly. When you sweat, it stinks. I really don't like having pubic hair. I don't like having hair on my legs, armpits or forearms either.
But there is...
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btflday777:
I'm completely in agreement and compliant! 
skippypeanutbtr:
Bald since 2001 and proud!
Sometimes I get negative comments on the blog. But the critics never want to be bold and tell me who they are.
So here you go Assholes! Under L. Marie
So here you go Assholes! Under L. Marie
btflday777:
Yesss.....!
So good that you stand strong!
So good that you stand strong!
crazyben:
Your pics are great. Lameos don't mean a thing, except to illustrate the meaning of lameness!
Aparently there is a simple solution for a better relationship. According to a Chicago Psychologist, "JUST DO IT!"
Under L. Marie
richard_:
lol!! Nice....
btflday777:
Great!
btflday777:
Thank you for sharing your memoir excerpt, a very unique, special, amazing reading!
I had a little revelation about the type of guys I tend to date. I think I'm ready to turn over a new leaf.
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jtiberius:
The only real solution is to swear off men in general of course. 
decota:
Mohawk...new leaf
Aj--Thanks so much!
Jtib...Never!
Aj--Thanks so much!
Jtib...Never!
N'Syncope
I have an unsusal conditon. And it really doesn't care that I'm busy having shower sex, or giving a shower BJ or am out and about in Hollywood...it strikes at any time it wants.
Under L. Marie
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theaceface:
Geez, the least someone could do after shower sex is CATCH you.
ct_cpl:
Did a quick look up on the condition and yeah... pretty alarming to say the least. I hope you find a method to manage it so that those episodes stop occuring.
Under L. Marie
Most women think chivalry is dead. And they are right. At least in the traditional sense. The days of men splaying a coat over a puddle are gone, especially in Hollywood. Now-a-days you'd hear a guy say something like, "I'm not putting my Armani in that puddle for your Jimmy Choo's, just walk around you high-maintenance bitch!"
Lucky for me, it doesn't...
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decota:
What the hell is Bouchon?
sandwave:
Just on of the best restaurants in LA: http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fo-review20-2010jan20,0,1780982.story
Under L. Marie
When I was a sophomore in High School, a long ass time ago I know, I went to a party with a girlfriend. There was this cute blue-eyed, dread locked, punky kid I had a bit of a crush on. We all were drinking various combinations of Mike's Hard Lemonade, liquor with any mixer we could find and beers left over from...
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riirii85:
HAH..if i would ever fart while getting head i think my first reaction would have been to walk away,,actually im lying..i think i would just laugh and hope to keep getting sucked off 
Myth Buster
Under L. Marie
There is a wise old saying, a rule really, that a woman should wait until the third date to fuck a guy. If you sleep with a guy on the first date, he'll think you're a tramp and never call you again. If you wait too long, he'll think you're a prude and never call you again. Geez Louise! What's...
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Under L. Marie
There is a wise old saying, a rule really, that a woman should wait until the third date to fuck a guy. If you sleep with a guy on the first date, he'll think you're a tramp and never call you again. If you wait too long, he'll think you're a prude and never call you again. Geez Louise! What's...
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richard_:
HAHAHA!!!!!!! Your a God Damn GENIUS woman!!! I've been around a teeny tiny bit or two myself... and trust me, it doesnt matter whenever whatever happens between two folks in lust! What matters most, is the impressions the encounter leaves within each one! Completely BLOW somebody's fucking mind!!!!! Or pull blissfully at their Heart... its them GOD Damn visual memories, that keeps em' coming back for more!
