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Under L. Marie


I have ceased the online dating experiment. It was just getting annoying. It felt like Groundhogs Day. I could only receive so many messages that said Luv the Tats. One more and I was going to throw-up in my mouth. It was a giant pool of douche and I just couldnt take any more online Man Shopping.


There were a few guys who were original and had interesting profiles. But the whole thing just felt so strange to me. I cant tell a whole lot by the three best pictures of them from five years ago and a blurb with extremely liberal use of the phrases out going down to earth and nice guy.

I figured that if there was any place to be picky about who I would interact with, that would be it. If I didnt like a guy or didnt think he was for me I just wouldnt respond to their message. But one guy took my lack of acknowledgment as a queue to bombard me with messages. Lets chat. Dont you wanna talk to me?Hit me back girl. ???. I mean Jesus. I can understand persistence, but if I dont respond, persistence just turns to desperation and thats really not a great foot to start off on.

I also got a message from another dude, I know Im not youre type but I have a huge package! Oh and I love your tats Gag! Really? Really? Am I supposed to come running to that? Oh please oh please! Yes. We have nothing in common but a huge package I do lust.

Another thing I found a little, well, odd, was the high frequency of guys who had pictures of themselves with their arms around another girl. Sometimes they had an arm around two girls!! So um, Im sure they are maybe doing a picture yourself here kind of thing. But really I just found it as somewhat of a turn off. I dont want to have to see pictures of you with some other chick before Ive even met you. And for the guys who have picture of themselves partying it up with two chicks? Well! If youre such a big Pimp as your profile name implies, why are you scoping punani on a singles site? Two is not enough for your harem? You cant just snag the cocktail waitress from Kress or Playhouse?

Sorry Online Dating site. Peace out Fishes!