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Men for Sale

Under L. Marie

So I did tell one of the guys I met online that I wouldnt blog about the dating website but there is just way too much shit going on that I have to spill! So sorry buddy.


First off, I went on this particular site (that shall remain nameless so as not to get me booted off this wonderful virtual meat market) because I had been hearing reports of people actually finding decent companions that were of value. Bullshit! So, I had to investigate and if I too found a companion of value then no harm, right?

Unfortunately, I quickly realized that the majority of the guys on there are really looking for someone to talk dirty to them in the IM, or someone to feed and fuck on perhaps more then one occasion If we hit it off.

To verify this I asked them, What are you looking to get out of this site? To which many replied, Just to have some fun. Fun meaning the same kind of meaningless sex that can be found on the nearest bar stool. If that's all most of them want what are they doing under the guise of wanting a relationship? That just seems like false advertising. And it really makes man shopping difficult if the packaging is all wrong.

The nice thing was that when I did ask them if they were honestly looking for something serious, they mostly all honestly answered, "No."

One guy even said that he, "Just really enjoys giving head" and wants "nothing more then to please a woman that way. No relationships."

OK,so all you want is to find girls to go down on? I asked.

Um, yup. Pretty much.

So do you think any of the guys on here are actually looking for relationships, even though thats what it says on their profile, the way it also says on yours? I felt I had him here.

Probably not. Sorry to disappoint you. But look, now you can be ahead of the game. Are you mad?

No. Not at all. Thanks for the insight.

So when can I come over.

I dont know. But the next time Im in the mood for cunnilingus from a total stranger I met off the Internet, youll be the first to know.

So is that a yes?

And then I signed off.



I "met" another guy who was very cute seemed very nice. As the conversation progressed he asked me to "Probe him with questions". Later to find out he just wanted a nice girl willing to probe objects into his ass. Just for the fuck of it ,I made some suggestions, 8 inch Dildo, large anal beads and a broom stick. He replied with disappointment, "That's too small" and What no pets? Now dont get me wrong, I am all for trying new things, but animal cruelty does not fly with me! So the Ass-Man was out.

There were a few guys who I came across who genuinely seemed as though they were looking for a serious mate. You could tell by their lack of your-so-sexy compliments , innuendos and questions concerning favorite positions. They would ask things about music, interests and throw in something cute and clever here and there. I hope they find what they are looking for.

But for the most part the whole thing seemed so superficial and much like online shopping.Which can be fun, if youre looking for a playmate, but not a soul mate. And just like online shopping, it's oh-so-difficult because you can't try anything on, you can't tell the real size from the picture and the one I want is always out-of-stock .